Mulan: For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain!
Chick: (as Shang) Well, I'm disturbed by my attraction to this young boy...
"A chick, huh. Now I feel better about that Raging Stiffie."
One night all on the raging seas as we were going to bed
The captain cried "Farewell my boy, I wish you were a maid
Your rosy cheeks and ruby lips they are enticing me
And I wish to God with all my heart, a maid you were to me"
The captain cried "Farewell my boy, I wish you were a maid
Your rosy cheeks and ruby lips they are enticing me
And I wish to God with all my heart, a maid you were to me"
— Maid That's Deep in Love, trad.
Zack: Dude, you're a girl!
Bailey: I can explain!
Zack: It better be that you're a girl, because I am strangely attracted to you.
— After Zack walks in on Bailey while she's removing her disguise in The Suite Life on Deck
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh my God. No wonder. My God, no wonder. All those times I looked at you and touched you and I couldn't understand why. I thought something was wrong with me. I loved you. Your skin. It's so... Your hair. It must have been beautiful. Oh no... I did... I... I didn't want to touch you. I was afraid to. Your mouth. Yentl. I loved you too.
— Avigdor to Yentl/Anshel, Yentl
