Will: The Archive Of Conquest and Torment. This place has it all... literally. Objects with imprisoned souls are scattered everywhere. Magic library? Take your pick, there's fifty of them. Evolution-propelling monoliths? Third floor, next to the unicorn horn tumbler set. Golden Fleece? I've got rolls of it, let's make snuggles. Necronomicon? I've got it in hard and soft cover. Thor's Hammer? I've got his whole tool box. Fine lines getting you down? The Fountain of-
Margaret: Willy! We get it!