"Ghostbusters! They're back in town!"
— The very first line of "Ghostbusters"
"OH NO IT'S MURDER!"
— "Ghost Buster"
"GRANDMA HAS DIED!"
— "Ghostbusterz"
"This is the last time I go to MacDonkies! They put fucking ghost in burger! I will now go see Kentucky Fried Man!"
— "Ghost Boster"
"Joke's on you, dumbass! The chicken has ghost too!"
— "Ghost Boster"
"DESTROY THE CITY! F U C K!
— "Ghost Boster"'s last line
"I SHIT MY PANTS!"
— "Ghooooostbuster"'s first line
"There is no milk in my fucking fridge, so I get pissed."
— "Ghostbatista"
"OH NO THE SKELETON IS COMING OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-"
— "Ghostbatista"
"And then they come over and break my fucking legs."
— "Ghastbasters"
"WE TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL AGAIN! AND YOU CALLED YOU SUNUVABITCH! WE TOLD YOU! WE TOLD YOUUU!"
— "Ghastbasters"
"Oh my GOD, SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY SKIN!!! AAAAHH!!!"
— "Ghestbest"
"No refunds~!"
— "Ghestbest"'s last line
"I poisoned the water supply. Now everyone dead. Whoops." *Doot*
— "Ghosttbusters", in its entirety
"Cook a ghost on the griil! WHAAAT DA FUCK, you thought this was gonna be a regular rendition of the song, but joke's on youuuuuuuuu! You think thenlast song would be good but, HA HA!"
— "Ghost Bast"
"Ray Parker Jr., please don't sue me!"
— "Ghoostbuusters"'s last line
"THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO RAY PARKER JR., THE ULTIMATE DEATH METAL MASTER!"
— "Ghost Boston"
"You smell of poopoo peepee"
— "Ghostboster"'s last line
"Oh no, it's... it's broken. Oh... oh damn it..."
— "Ghost Bologna"'s last line
"Now let's never speak about this thing again. The End. BUP."
— "Ghost Bepilogue"
