"We don't make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents. We want happy, happy paintings. If you want sad things, watch the news. Everything is possible here. This is your little universe."
—Bob Ross, The Joy of Painting
"Welcome to the Good Place, sponsored by otters holding hands while they sleep. You know the way you feel when you see a picture of two otters holding hands? That's how you're gonna feel every day."
— Michael, The Good Place
"I tried to watch Lord of the Rings today, and was so overwhelmed, I had to stop. Now, I'm watching every My Little Pony from A Charming Birthday through Positively Pink expressly because they have a complete lack of villainy in an ideal atmosphere that takes me completely away from a world of war and terror. To me, this shows that a world that is not in the verge of annihilation can still be perfectly stimulating, and definitely not boring. This is my personal view."
"Maybe they have this wondrous, frilly wedding in the frou frou land of bunnies where magical fairies blow kisses to the stars, and the polka-dotted toadstools sing, 'Good Ship Lollipop,' to the tiny mice in their little feetie pajamas."
— Crow T. Robot during the end credits of Soul Taker, Mystery Science Theater 3000
"Does the air smell like chocolate? How have I never noticed that before?"
— Zulius after returning from the Void Between the Worlds, Centaurworld
