"The story itself...[is] more or less competent, and has some nice touches to it. The story's only failing is that it consists almost wholly of you trying to clean up after your character's asshat mistakes."
"You'd think we could just leave this guy frozen solid, chisel off the mask, and call it a victory for the forces of good. But Link likes to do things the hard way, so get Arrows and Magic Pots from the pots if necessary, then let loose a Fire Arrow."
— Versus Books' The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Strategy Guide
"The only reason the Twins have any power seems to be that people like the main protagonist keep getting inexplicable brain farts in their presence; there's one bit where we're headed to a building to confront the Twins, and the Twins give us a ring when we're outside and say, "Hey, put all your guns in that bag and then come in and handcuff yourself to the ceiling," and we're given no choice but to obey. Hypothesize with me, Captain Protagonist Person: what if we just didn't do that? What possible consequence do you think there would be if bursting in guns blazing? 'Oh, no! They might say something very fucking sassy before I blow their jawbones off with an LMG and leave their tongues to waggle like used condoms on an extractor fan!'"
