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Because I've seen a tonne of them... and I'm jealous.

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Also The Shipping Thread Contract! Courtesy of Noaqiyeum


    Quotes About Me 

This gem
SabresEdge: @ Stolen: "Happy cheery" is OOC? I'd always thought that if ever you or Noaqiyeum were ever not happy, you would manifest into your true forms and devour the souls of the tropers, while the world watches and wonders.

Via PM's with darnpenguin. Posted with his permission of course ^_^
And that's why I adore you. You're the little devil on my shoulder assuring me that soul-crushing impossible death traps are a hallmark of good game mastery.

It's too funny to ignore
Noaqiyeum while conversing with nekoalexa: If I were that inattentive to detail, Stolen would have my driver's license number by now. :P
Added after I ninja'd them on that post: (EDIT: ..speak of the Faerie... o_O [glomps])

On my Yandere-ness.
Sabre's Edge: See, this is why I worship her...I may be damned if I do, but I don't want to think about what might happen if I stopped.

On my general "nuttiness".
Juan Carlos 11: All I'll say is: Fae, you're nuttier than a bag of peanuts. And we wouldn't want you any other way.
Noaqiyeum: Stolen By Faeries: May contain nuts.

On the idea of attacking people through the internet.
Sabre's Edge: The way your reputation's going, Stolen, I'd be more worried about you finding a way to Mind Rape people over the Internet. It's a scary enough place without the concern of tentacles reaching out from the screen and leeching my brain dry.

Pretty *_*
The burgled thief has come again,
And like her namesake yet,
Taken thoughts from other's heads,
Fished them with her net.

The fae's long-captured soul,
A thief of word and way.
Protect your mind or you will find,
She's taken it today!
- Runic

A moment of elequonce on my knife pics
Uncle Drunkie: Your name was well-chosen...The glint in your eye reminds me that I should not eat of forbidden fruit, nor wander down lush woodland paths.
I probably will anyway, of course. But my better half thanks the glint in your eye for trying.

On jealous faerie queens.
Drunk Scriblerian: In the fight between Stolen and Queen Mab, I got twenty bucks on my Pixie Bait.

Sabre's mental images...
Sabre's Edge: I don't see Stolen as my little sister. She's the leanansidhe/Mephisto-like figure in the pond trying to buy her lunch off me in exchange for mad artistic skills.

Yeah I know it's the point of the thread but still.
raigakuren: At night little kids check under their bed for the boogie man.
At night the boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris looks under the bed for Stolen By Faeries at night.

Sometimes I wonder about people's mental image of me...
Sabre's Edge: Stolen never has to send the faeries out. Any time she's annoyed with someone, by sheerest coincidence the Wild Hunt decide it's a good night to ride out after their target...
A few posts later
cutewithoutthe: :C don't make me even more scared, sabre's
I already have dreams about thousands of faeries descending upon me, singing E.T. by Katy Perry.
Oh!, the horror....

On my trustworthiness.
Noaqiyeum: You can'ttrust Stolen! She is a good girl! :D
Page owner's note: Highlight it to see the truth. ;)

Oh dear.
Sabre's Edge: Hi there, Stolen. Nice to see someone sane here. (And yes, you know the conversation's gone and tied itself up in knots when Stolen by Faeries is considered the sane one of the lot.)

    Quotes I like 

In the (now locked) Torture the above poster thread:
—> StolenByFaeries: Shove them in a sound proof room, hogtied, with Céline Dion and Justin Bieber playing simultaneously.
SabresEdge: You...you monster! I...I don't know what I can do that could match that. You win.

Just... XD
She Who Chews Gum: Here Lies Sabre
Beaten to Death With A Dictionary
Truly, Words Fail Us

Kentok's signature at one point.
I attribute my success to ambition, determination, guts, integrity and having enough money to buy people with those qualities.

So true :P
Noaqiyeum: The most annoying thing about taking a bloodbath is that you have to take a regular bath right after.

I laughed, and laughed, and laughed...
Tachi: I always kinda liked Grog's eyes. They make me wanna gouge them out and put them on a pretty velvet pillow in a nice glass container.
... no wait, that goes on the list of creepy things I'm not allowed to do, doesn't it?

After asking why I was being "nommed"
Awe Striker: @Stolen: Because (a) you're alive, (b) Soul is rather ineffectual, (c) Mezzo and I are buds, (d) Steve and I are also buds (but are they buds with each other?), and (e) I wouldn't be stalling for time if it weren't for your cards which are either plain evil or extremely vague.

[Act like the previous troper has always been subjective X)
Sabre's Edge: (On Noa) [Makes 500331 avatars on assorted works, scarring any poor soul who stumbles across them.]
Noaqiyeum: (On Sabre) [is mentally scarred by the cutest things]

Took me forever to track down...
Noaqiyeum: English is a sufficiently ugly and inelegant language that every intelligence organism in the universe will eventually evolve a form of it.

This made me laugh XD Once again, Act Like The Previous Troper
Karl Kadaver: The faeries are highly disappointed that the fire is not blue. Make the fire blue.

I approve of this new definition.
Noaqiyeum: I'm mentally stable! It would take a lot to get me to act any differently! :P

Not a quote, but nonetheless somewhat flattering.

Via PM's with Drunk Scriblerian. Used with permission.
Talent is nothing without discipline, and imagination means little when it lacks the will to make something of it.

On friendship
Rottweiler: A friend will help you move.
Your best friend will help you move a body.

Noaqiyeum's signature at one point.
The first step is to admit you have a problem. The second step is to kidnap her.

Uncle Drunkie.
Drunk Scriblerian: You be welcome...and remember; never give the monster under the bed a straight answer. Fucker doesn't deserve it.

Strangest (and snarkiest) things
Noaqiyeum: "I am not parking. I am dropping myself off, and later I will pick myself up."

A normal day in the cuddlepile
Sabre's Edge: "...note to self: research ways to appear less edible to the Fair Folk than my neighbors do. Addendum: invest in cold iron and liberally scatter faerie countermeasures in the bushes."

IRC, on leaving.
Solstace: I've got things to take care of... Well, four things... Well, four things and a lizard...

From PM's. Am I the only person who finds this sentence amusing? The fact that their morals are telling them to be a Devil's advocate? No? Ah, let me be weird.
Noaqiyeum: "I feel a moral calling to be a Devil's Advocate, [...]"

MtG is Serious Business
Spruce Zeus: All right Juan. You've wormed your way out of this for too long. It's time to finish this. You're going down.
Yes, I shall defeat you at a children's card game!

Imagine this to the tune of The Illuminati Polka. XD
Tools Of Destruction: I love you, you love me. We're a disfunctional family. With some tentacles, faerie dust and a barrel full of lead, let's go murder the world dead.

Yay!
betterthanstrawberry: "Those who miss the meeting on Friday will be treated like kings. Edward II, to be precise."

Crack on why Noaqiyeum and I cannot be the same person. :P
"The idea of Noa, whom I see to be the MANLIEST of all abominations, being in charge of faeries...
Just doesn't work."

AHR for the win.
Last time I checked, on the internet, were people from real life. Therefore, psychology works the same way. People are still people, no matter what the medium, and people are going to be tough to work with.

Insert Berry Maths quote

From nowhere even remotely resembling TV Tropes... which, knowing Noaqiyeum, could be anywhere.
"I’m kind of starting to think if Australia was Britain's prison colony, then Perth was the psychiatric wing. :P"

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    Quotes by me that other tropers like 

From The strangest thing you've said today.
"I reject your lorikeet and substitute my own!"

From Comebacks to "get a life!"
I have plenty! I keep them in little bottles next to my bed.
Very good nightlights... except for the screaming.

From PMs
Econometrics: economics and linear regression had a baby. This baby was pure awesomeness and explained the statistics behind the relationship between income and consumption.
contributed by Noaqiyeum

From The strangest thing you've said today.
Their brief life shall be delicious.
submitted by Noaqiyeum

From Kusahibari no Naku Koro Ni
I'm here. Kate's distracted by plants.
appended by Noaqiyeum

From PMs
Clearly this means I should do all my important reasoning at 2am as that's when epiphanies occur.
suggested by Noaqiyeum

Also from Strangest Things...
"You had so much potential - a chair in front of you, a lock from the outside, and the security camera conveniently facing away. Instead, you lead to the rest of the shop. Stupid, boring, secret door."
Witnessed by Noaqiyeum

From here, though this says more about her company than about her proper:
NOA! SABRE! YOU GODDAMNED PUNSTERS SHOW YOURSELVES!
Witnessed by the aforementioned Sabre

From here.
The madness bleeds from the walls... I should get a paint tin full of it and take it back to my room.
Witnessed by Sabre's Edge
And sig-quoted by Noaqiyeum

From the Cuddlepile
Good then - always happy to assist in disguising Nightmare Fetishist behaviour as humanitarianism. ^_^
Witnessed and sig-quoted by Noaqiyeum

From the Shipping thread, like so many things
-looks at the ceiling-
-looks at the floor-
They could have such a beautiful relationship together! Why must they keep putting walls between each other? TT_TT
Contributed by betterthanstrawberry.

From the Cuddlepile again
[No-one] bugs Noa about their erratic posting which can only be explained by saying they live in Narnia.
Sig-quoted by Noaqiyeum

Once again, The Strangest Thing You've Said Today
"The question here isn't why I am now talking about homicidal maniacs, but why I had to spend ten minutes talking about Wonder Woman's breasts before I got to talk about homicidal maniacs."
Noted by Noaqiyeum

From nowhere even remotely resembling TV Tropes website
Why does one have to wait for good things? All the not-good things are good at showing up on time.
Sig-quoted by Noaqiyeum (again)


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  • I WARNED YOU
  • Idea stolen from Solstace
  • From The Name of the Wind: "You think I'm playing at some game? You think iron will keep you safe? Hear my words, manling. Do not mistake me for my mask. You see light dappling on the water and forget the deep, cold dark beneath. Listen. You cannot hurt me. You cannot run or hide. In this I will not be defied. I swear by all the salt in me: if you run counter to my desire, the remainder of your brief mortal span will be an orchestra of misery. I swear by stone and oak and elm: I'll make a game of you. I'll follow you unseen and smother any spark of joy you find. You'll never know a woman's touch, a breath of rest, a moment's peace of mind. And I swear by the night sky and the ever-moving moon: if you lead my master to despair, I will slit you open and splash around like a child in a muddy puddle. I'll string a fiddle with your guts and make you play it while I dance. You are an educated man. You know there are no such things as demons. There is only my kind. You are not wise enough to fear me as I should be feared. You do not know the first note of the music that moves me."
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