"GARY!!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!!!!"
"LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY, AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID DIME!?" note
"We serve food here sir,"
"Oh, my aching tentacles!"
"Out of my sight, out of my mind"
"I'm the most miserable person in Bikini Bottom!"
"Good Morning Krusty Crew!"
"The Money is always right!"
"I WENT TO COLLEGE!"
"Mother always said I'd end up in a whales belly....or prison"
"Get a load of him folks! He must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen!"