Follow TV Tropes

Following

Quotes / Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Go To

Various quotes and lyrical excerpts from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.

All spoilers are unmarked!


    open/close all folders 

Movie

My husband, Peter Parker, was an ordinary person. He always said that it could be anyone behind the mask. He was just a kid who happened to get bit. He didn't ask for his powers. But he chose to be Spider-Man... My favorite thing about Peter is that he made us each feel powerful. We all have powers of one kind or the other, and in our own way we are all Spider-Man. And we are all counting on you.

Advertisement:
The only way to get all the answers wrong, is to know which answers were right. You’re trying to quit. And I’m not going to let you. I’m assigning you a personal essay. Not about physics, but about you and what kind of person you want to be.
Miss Calleros

Miles Morales: Can I return [the Spider-Man costume] if it doesn't fit?
Stan Lee: It always fits... eventually.note 

    Miles meets Peter B. 

Peter B.: I don’t think my atoms are real jazzed about being in the wrong dimension. (glitches) Look, I’m not looking for a side gig as a Spider-Man coach. I got a lot going on in my dimension, like...
Miles: With great power comes great...
Peter B.: Don’t you dare finish that sentence. Don’t do it! I’m sick of it. (glitches) Want my advice? Go back to being a regular kid.
Miles: I don't have a choice. Kingpin’s got a supercollider. He’s trying to kill me.
Peter B.: Wait a second, what did you just say?
Miles: Kingpin’s trying to kill me.
Peter B.: Who cares about that? Where’s the collider?
Miles: Brooklyn. Under Fisk Tower.
Peter B.: Goodbye! [...]
[...]
Peter B.: When it runs again, I’ll just jump in and get back to my life—
Miles: You can’t let them run it. I’m supposed to destroy it so it never runs again or everyone’s gonna die—
Peter B.: —Or everyone’s going to die. That is what they always say. But there’s always a little bit of time before everybody dies, and that’s when I do my best work.

Miles Aren't you going to need this? (Holds up busted Flash Drive)
Peter B. Oh, you have a goober. (Holds up his hand) Give it.
Miles No, not so fast... He called it an override key.
Peter B. There's always an override key, a virus key, a who cares key I can never remember, so I just call it a goober. Give it.
Miles: Look, if I don’t turn off the collider after you leave, everyone in this city, my parents, my uncle, and millions of others will die, and you’re just gonna go home and leave me here to figure this out for myself? You good with that, Spider-Man?
Peter B.: Yeah. (walks away, as Miles sits dejected and sad. Peter then turns back) What are you doing?
Miles: Making you feel guilty. Is it working?
Peter B. How could it, no— Look at me, does it look like it’s working? No it’s.. no it’s... ohhhh...(yells into his arm) Ahhh!!! No! No! Do not let him win! (normally) Alright kid you win. C’mon, we don’t have a second to lose.

    Miles meets the Spiders 
Aunt May: You think you're the only people who thought to come here?
Spider-Man Noir: Hey fellas.
Miles: Is he in black and white?
Peter B.: Where's that wind coming from? We're in a basement.
Spider-Man Noir: Where I go, the wind follows... and the wind? It smells like rain.
Peni: Hey guys! (Jumps down and poses) Konichiwa! Hajimemashite, yoroshiku!
(SP//dr lands behind her)
Peter B.: This could literally not get any weirder.
(Spider-Ham strolls right up to him)
Spider-Ham: It can get weirder! (Sticks out his hand, which is soaking wet) I just washed my hands! That's why they're wet! No other reason...

Spider-Man Noir: Okay, little fella, Kingpin’s gonna send a lot of mugs after ya, I’m talking hard boys, real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once?
Miles: Well, I, I haven’t actually fought anyone—
Spider-Man Noir: Surprise attack! (knocks down Miles)
Peni Parker: Can you re-wire a mainframe while being shot at?
Miles: Can I what?
Peni Parker: Show me!
Spider-Man Noir: Surprise attack!
Spider-Gwen: Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer?
Spider-Man Noir: Can you close off your feelings so you don’t get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?
Aunt May: Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile so she can get out of the dang house once in a while?
Spider-Ham: Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?
Miles: What?
Spider-Gwen: Can you be strong?
Peni Parker: Ruthless?
Spider-Gwen: Disciplined?
Miles: I don’t know, maybe
Spider-Ham: Boiiing!
Peni Parker: Psychic?
Spider-Man Noir: Show me some moxie, soldier!
Spider-Gwen: Above all, no matter how many times you get hit, can you get back up?
Spider-Man Noir: Because when a Spider-Man is on the floor—
Spider-Gwen: —when you think you’ve given your all—
Spider-Ham: —when you think you can’t keep going—
Spider-Man Noir: —Spider-Man always gets up.
Advertisement:

    Villains (spoilers) 

Peter B. Parker: What did you say your name was?
Dr. Olivia: Doctor Olivia Octavius.
Peter B. Parker: Can I assume that your friends call you Doc Ock?
Dr. Olivia: My friends actually call me "Liv." My enemies call me "Doc Ock."

A Very Spidey Christmas Album

    Joy to the World (That I Just Saved) 
Haha...
Check it!
Ch-check it out!

Joy to the world
that I just saved!
You all
can sleep
soundly!
I'm always on the clock,
vanquishing Doc Ock,
and then away I swing,
and then away I swing,
and then away, away I swing!

Get it?
Ah, ch-check it-
Check it out!

Joy to the world
I keep saving!
Maybe
I could
get paid?
I saved you all again,
this time from the Kingpin,
And literally I don't get paid,
Kinda weird that I don't get paid,
I make my own web-fluid and it's not free, okay?!

No more villains
'til tomorrow!
You all
should sleep
so sound!
I'll keep a watchful eye,
I'm just that kinda guy!
I am the Spider-Man,
I am your Spider-Man,
I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

www.gofundme.com/spideywebfluidfund! Help me get to $1,000, thank you!

    Spidey-Bells (A Hero's Lament) 
Oh, Spidey-bells, Spidey-bells,
Swinging through Midtown!
Oh, what fun to sling a web
and take the bad guys down!

Spidey-bells, Spidey-bells,
Thwipping all the time!
Oh what fun to swing around
New York while fighting crime!

Thwipping through the streets,
of New York every night,
wrapping bad guys up,
in my web so tight!
Crawling up the walls,
making villains fight,
what fun to make the holidays
free from crime tonight!

Oh, Spider-bells, Goblin smells,
Vulture laid an egg!
Spider-buggy blew a tire,
and Venom got away, hey!

Spidey-bells, Spidey-bells,
Swinging all the way!
Oh what fun it is to fight
the bad guys every night!

Swinging through the streets,
a web of spider-silk,
kicking all the butts
of villains and their ilk!
Bombs from Goblins fling (fling!),
pumpkins booming bright (bright!),
how hard it is to consistently bring
peace to New York all night!

Oh, Spidey-bells, might be swell
to do more than fight crime!
I got a lot of qualities
that don't get much air-time! Uh,

I sing, I can dance...
I tell jokes, I act...
I can... be a big deal,
if my agent calls me back...

<sigh>

Why... did I agree...
To do this stupid song?
I have a degree...
In chemical engineering...
I thought it would be fun...
To show this side of me...
But now I fear it lacks...
Artistic integrity...

Oh, Spidey-bells, Spidey-bells...
... Is this who I've become?
Selling out my good name
for an impulse buy album...?

Oh, Spidey-bells... Spidey-bells...
I'm filled with deep regret...
I'm cancelling this song's release,
before depressed... I... get...

... OH, SPIDEY-BELLS, SPIDEY-BELLS,
SWINGING THROUGH MIDTOWN!
OH WHAT FUN TO SLING A WEB
AND TAKE THE BAD GUYS...
DOOOOOOWN!

    Deck the Halls (Live) 
Alright guys, let's just do this nice, I'm really hungry for lunch. I smell baked cheese...

Oh, we're recording? Uh, hello friends, hope you're havin' a great holiday season, I know I am... Y'know this song is very dear to my heart; I'm sure you'll recognize it, but the lyrics are not very good, so... we fixed that!

Deck the hall with bound-up villains,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
'Tis the season to save millions,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
Don we now our super-slick
form-fitting <unintelligible>, fa-la-la-la!
Troll the heck out of the Prowler,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

Jimmy, just keep it goin' a little. Just keep ticklin' those keys, I'm gonna do a little crowd work...

Hey everybody! Anybody here have I saved? Have I saved anybody here? Raise your hand if I've saved you... Nobody? Anybody... know anybody I've saved; raise your hand? No? Great, well that's my point - we all have to save each other, am I right? Especially in these holiday seasons... Save us from the eggnog! I tease. Jimmy, let's get back into it, this is a dead room.

See the blazing Firestar before us
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
Along with Silk from the Spider-Friends chorus
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
Follow me in amazing measure
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la!
Save the Beetle's power-boosted treasure

How you guys doin', you havin' fun? Oh, I'm havin' a great time too. Just been swingin' around, savin' lives; doin' what I do... Ladies and gentlemen, a dear friend of mine is here! She's not gonna sing, and she doesn't know I'm about to do this - but Mary Jane Parker, everybody! Round of applause!

... Really not happy about that, okay. Promised I wouldn't do it... Got caught up in the moment! Caught up in the spotlight. Let's get back into the song...

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
Sing we joyous spiders together,
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la!
Our future adventures are sure to be better
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

... ONE TAKE! What'd I tell you?
Advertisement:

Top

Example of:

/
/

Feedback