Various quotes and lyrical excerpts from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.
All spoilers are unmarked!
Stan Lee: It always fits... eventually.note
Miles: With great power comes great...
Peter B.: Dont you dare finish that sentence. Dont do it! Im sick of it. (glitches) Want my advice? Go back to being a regular kid.
Miles: I don't have a choice. Kingpins got a supercollider. Hes trying to kill me.
Peter B.: Wait a second, what did you just say?
Miles: Kingpins trying to kill me.
Peter B.: Who cares about that? Wheres the collider?
Miles: Brooklyn. Under Fisk Tower.
Peter B.: Goodbye! [...]
Peter B.: When it runs again, Ill just jump in and get back to my life—
Miles: You cant let them run it. Im supposed to destroy it so it never runs again or everyones gonna die—
Peter B.: —Or everyones going to die. That is what they always say. But theres always a little bit of time before everybody dies, and thats when I do my best work.
Peter B. Oh, you have a goober. (Holds up his hand) Give it.
Miles Wh-whoa wait, no, not so fast... He called it an override key.
Peter B. There's always an bypass key, a virus key, a who-cares key I can never remember, so I just call it a goober. Give it.
-> Miles: Look, if I dont turn off the collider after you leave, everyone in this city, my parents, my uncle, and millions of others will die, and youre just gonna go home and leave me here to figure this out for myself? You good with that, Spider-Man?
Peter B.: Yeah. (walks away, as Miles sits dejected and sad. Peter then turns back) What are you doing?
Miles: Making you feel guilty. Is it working?
Peter B. How could it, no— Look at me, does it look like its working? No its.. no its... ohhhh... (yells into his arm) Ahhh!!! No! No! No-no-no! Do not let him win! (normally) Alright kid, you win. Cmon, we dont have a second to lose.
Spider-Man Noir: Hey fellas.
Miles: Is he in black and white?
Peter B.: Where's that wind coming from? We're in a basement.
Spider-Man Noir: Where I go, the wind follows... and the wind? It smells like rain.
Peni: Hey guys! (Jumps down and poses) Konichiwa! Hajimemashite, yoroshiku!
(SP//dr lands behind her)
Peter B.: This could literally not get any weirder.
(Spider-Ham strolls right up to him)
Miles: Well, I, I havent actually fought anyone—
Spider-Man Noir: Surprise attack! (knocks down Miles)
Peni Parker: Can you re-wire a mainframe while being shot at?
Miles: Can I what?
Peni Parker: Show me!
Spider-Man Noir: Surprise attack!
Spider-Gwen: Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer?
Spider-Man Noir: Can you close off your feelings so you dont get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?
Aunt May: Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile so she can get out of the dang house once in a while?
Spider-Ham: Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?
Spider-Gwen: Can you be strong?
Peni Parker: Ruthless?
Miles: I dont know, maybe—
Peni Parker: Psychic?
Spider-Man Noir: Show me some moxie, soldier!
Spider-Gwen: Above all, no matter how many times you get hit, can you get back up?
Spider-Man Noir: Because when a Spider-Man is on the floor—
Spider-Gwen: —when you think youve given your all—
Spider-Ham: —when you think you cant keep going—
Spider-Man Noir: —Spider-Man always gets up.
Dr. Olivia: Doctor Olivia Octavius.
Peter B. Parker: Can I assume that your friends call you Doc Ock?
Dr. Olivia: My friends actually call me "Liv." My enemies call me "Doc Ock."
A Very Spidey Christmas Album
Ch-check it out!
Joy to the world
that I just saved!
I'm always on the clock,
vanquishing Doc Ock,
and then away I swing,
and then away I swing,
and then away, away I swing!
Ah, ch-check it-
Check it out!
Joy to the world
I keep saving!
I saved you all again,
this time from the Kingpin,
And literally I don't get paid,
Kinda weird that I don't get paid,
I make my own web-fluid and it's not free, okay?!
No more villains
I'll keep a watchful eye,
I'm just that kinda guy!
I am the Spider-Man,
I am your Spider-Man,
I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!
www.gofundme.com/spideywebfluidfund! Help me get to $1,000, thank you!
Swinging through Midtown!
Oh, what fun to sling a web
and take the bad guys down!
Thwipping all the time!
Oh what fun to swing around
New York while fighting crime!
Thwipping through the streets,
of New York every night,
wrapping bad guys up,
in my web so tight!
Crawling up the walls,
making villains fight,
what fun to make the holidays
free from crime tonight!
Oh, Spider-bells, Goblin smells,
Vulture laid an egg!
Spider-buggy blew a tire,
and Venom got away, hey!
Swinging all the way!
Oh what fun it is to fight
the bad guys every night!
Swinging through the streets,
a web of spider-silk,
kicking all the butts
of villains and their ilk!
Bombs from Goblins fling (fling!),
pumpkins booming bright (bright!),
how hard it is to consistently bring
peace to New York all night!
Oh, Spidey-bells, might be swell
to do more than fight crime!
I got a lot of qualities
that don't get much air-time! Uh,
I sing, I can dance...
I tell jokes, I act...
I can... be a big deal,
if my agent calls me back...
Why... did I agree...
To do this stupid song?
I have a degree...
In chemical engineering...
I thought it would be fun...
To show this side of me...
But now I fear it lacks...
Oh, Spidey-bells, Spidey-bells...
... Is this who I've become?
Selling out my good name
for an impulse buy album...?
Oh, Spidey-bells... Spidey-bells...
I'm filled with deep regret...
I'm cancelling this song's release,
before depressed... I... get...
... OH, SPIDEY-BELLS, SPIDEY-BELLS,
SWINGING THROUGH MIDTOWN!
OH WHAT FUN TO SLING A WEB
AND TAKE THE BAD GUYS...
Oh, we're recording? Uh, hello friends, hope you're havin' a great holiday season, I know I am... Y'know this song is very dear to my heart; I'm sure you'll recognize it, but the lyrics are not very good, so... we fixed that!
Deck the hall with bound-up villains,
'Tis the season to save millions,
Don we now our super-slick
form-fitting <unintelligible>, fa-la-la-la!
Troll the heck out of the Prowler,
Jimmy, just keep it goin' a little. Just keep ticklin' those keys, I'm gonna do a little crowd work...
Hey everybody! Anybody here have I saved? Have I saved anybody here? Raise your hand if I've saved you... Nobody? Anybody... know anybody I've saved; raise your hand? No? Great, well that's my point - we all have to save each other, am I right? Especially in these holiday seasons... Save us from the eggnog! I tease. Jimmy, let's get back into it, this is a dead room.
See the blazing Firestar before us
Along with Silk from the Spider-Friends chorus
Follow me in amazing measure
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la!
Save the Beetle's power-boosted treasure
How you guys doin', you havin' fun? Oh, I'm havin' a great time too. Just been swingin' around, savin' lives; doin' what I do... Ladies and gentlemen, a dear friend of mine is here! She's not gonna sing, and she doesn't know I'm about to do this - but Mary Jane Parker, everybody! Round of applause!
... Really not happy about that, okay. Promised I wouldn't do it... Got caught up in the moment! Caught up in the spotlight. Let's get back into the song...
Sing we joyous spiders together,
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la!
Our future adventures are sure to be better
... ONE TAKE! What'd I tell you?