Quotes / So Long, and Thanks for All the Gear

"Wow, this expensive gold armor you just bought fits me like a glove! Oh, by the way, I'm leaving the party forever. Bye."

— Adventurers!, "Don't you hate it when that happens?"

"I see you have deprived many of your so-called companions of even the most basic equipment, as if you knew they might betray you. Nice try, but ultimately futile."

— Black Garius, Neverwinter Nights 2

Lysanderoth: King Dragon sends his regards. [shoots Archibald]
Dennis: Archibald, no! You can't die!
Archibald: It's okay, Dennis. It'll be okay.
Dennis: I put all my best equipment on you!
[Beat]
Archibald: ...What?
Dennis: I dodged a thousand lightning bolts for your final weapon!
Archibald: Are you fucking serious right now?
Dennis: I level grinded you for hours!
Archibald: You are a dickweed.

— ProZD, "when your party member dies permanently"