NB: Below quotes are from the Sinderella Live video.
Baron Hard-on: (in a singsong voice) Hello, hello-o!
Baron Hard-on's echo (pre-recorded): (in the same voice) Hello, hello-o!
Baron Hard-on: Can you hear me?
Baron Hard-on's echo: Can you hear me?
Baron Hard-on: We're lost in the sno-ow!
Baron Hard-on's echo: We're lost in the sno-ow!
Baron Hard-on: Where can we be-e?
Baron Hard-on's echo: Beats the shit out of me-e!
Buttons: Don't worry, Cinderella! I'll get you a ticket for the ball!
Cinderella: (excited) You will?
Buttons: (nonchalantly flicking through a phone directory) Yes.
(Buttons picks the phone up and dials.)
Buttons: Hello? Buttons here. (Pause) You have!? (Pause) I'll be right round!
(Buttons hangs up)
Buttons: Great news, Cinderella!
Cinderella: (jumping excitedly) You got me a ticket for the ball?
Buttons: Better than that - I've got you a signal box for a Hornby train set!
PC Lifelike (Alan Cullanney): When do you flash your headlights?
Baron Hard-on: To warn your mate there's a speed trap in front.
PC Lifelike: When do you overtake on the left?
Baron Hard-on: WHEN THE BASTARD IN FRONT WON'T MOVE OVER!!
Camilla: (to that audience member) Shut up, you cackling old cow!
Buttons: Mind you, she does does cackle.
Camilla: (again, to the audience member) You lay it, I'll fucking fry it!
Madonna: (to Camilla) You fry it, I'll fucking eat it!
