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"Hey, God, thanks!"
Arthur Fonzarelli, Happy Days

"We love our bread, we love each other, but most of all, we love our butter."
Madeline's Schoolmates, Madeline

"And please bless that while we're sleeping, no bugs will come crawling into our ears and lay eggs in our brains."
Edith, Despicable Me

"God bless Nanny and make her good."
Christopher Robin, "Vespers"

"Oh my God! Uh, oh my God, we thank you... for the food that Mom has put in front of us and— (sees the giant's hand messing with the soup) STOP! ... Uh, the Devil... from doing bad things and — (to the hand) GET OUT OF HERE ... Uh, Satan. GO, GO... so that we may live in peace. Amen."
Hogarth Hughes, The Iron Giant

"Dear Buddha, when I am reincarnated in the next life, please make me really hot. And smart. And naturally athletic. And really good at talking to people. Also no disabilities or genetic illnesses please. And also have me born in a first world country to a middle or upper class family. I just realized that asking for all of this kind of goes against the whole point of Buddhism in the first place. But, uh, please do it, I promise I'll... meditate a lot and donate to charity. Thank you Buddha, I hope you are doing well in Nirvana."

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