Quotes / Show Some Leg

Rose: Are the words "distract the guard" heading in my general direction?
Captain Jack: I don't think that's such a good idea.
Rose: Don't worry, I can handle it.
Jack: Ah, I've gotten to know Algy quite well since I've been in town. Trust me — you're not his type. I'll distract him. Don't wait up.

— Doctor Who, "The Doctor Dances"

Amy: Aw, he's jealous because I passed my test first time.
Rory: You cheated, you wore a skirt!
Amy: I didn't wear a skirt.
[Beat]
Rory: That would've worked too...
Amy: No, no, I did wear a skirt, but it was any old skirt.
Rory: You ever see Amy drive, Doctor?
Doctor: No.
Rory: Neither did her driving examiner.

—Doctor Who, "2011 Red Nose Day Special"

"Show a guy a little tail and you can sell 'im a box of burnt gravel."

—Pirta, The Whiteboard (May 5, 2008)

Karla: O heaven, I seem to have ripped my dress, revealing a ripe pair of swelling, heaving bosoms! Will someone help me put them back in?
Kremmen: Seventeen guards were killed in the rush...

— Kremmen of the Star Corps

Dunne: I was three feet away from a known terrorist, and I had my eyes buried in some broad's tits.
Santoro: Well, Kevin, this might not make you feel better, but don't you see? That's what she was there for, that was the plan. To give you a boner. And you got one! Congratulations, you're human.

— Snake Eyes

Sooyun: I'd like to come inside.

VIP Security: That's not how it works.

Sooyun: Tell me how it works.

VIP Security: You need to know someone.

Sooyun slips off her jacket. The security guard tries not to look.

Sooyun: What's your name?

VIP Security: Min-jae.

Sooyun: Now I know you. I'm Hye-ri.

VIP Security: All you'll find in the VIP are boring old rich guys.

Sooyun: (mock gasp) Come in and rescue me when you've got a break. (whispers in ear) I'll buy you a drink.

Guard smiles and lets her in.

— Treadstone, "The Paradox Andropov"

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