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"In Sicily they call it "lupara". When they find someone shot with one of these babies, everyone knows the deal."

"Old double-barrel here, blow your butts to Kingdom Come!"
Ash Williams, Evil Dead 2

"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This...is my BOOMSTICK! It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... YA GOT THAT?!"
Ash Williams, Army of Darkness

I like to keep this handy for close encounters.
Corporal Dwayne Hicks, Aliens

"It's a little sad how many problems could be solved with buckshot."

"My trusty old shotgun. Primitive in some people's eyes, but reliable."
Colonel 'Iron Hand' Straken, Waiting Death

"Ha! No wonder the cops always use these things on me! Shotguns rock!"
Deadpool, commenting on the best weapons EVER in the best game ever!

"In the name of the triple shotgun, amen."

"Who is to say that the bond between a man and his shotgun is not sacred?"

Gretel: Are you a good shot?
Jackson: No. [Gretel gives him a look] That's why I use a shotgun.

Lieutenant Hopkins says any time you reach for the shotguns, you're either gonna end up dead or wearing a citation.
Ralph Dunn, L.A. Noire

At this particular moment in time, I don't think I have a healthier or more deeply-felt respect for any other object in the universe than this here Shotgun.
DOOM Guy, DOOM

Shotgun. (chuckles) Every time.
Urdnot Grunt, Mass Effect 3

"Your hole card is a low card, motherfucker. I see your pistol and raise you one double-barreled scattergun."
The Prof, Hard Candy by Andrew Vachss

"The sting of the Slayer's abominable arsenal casts fear into the lowest of our kin. Its blazing barrels of brimstone spew his vitriol and loathing upon us, and cast our brethren to the dirt. Mark the venom of his chosen apparatus of agony, the Diabolical Musket, Lucifer's Bane; its claw of pig iron gouging the flesh of the martyr and hurrying him upon us. Curse the name of his beloved treasure. Curse the Hell Walker's device of torment. We shall cast it into the smelter and gild his entrails with the slurry."
Codex Entry: Super Shotgun, Doom Eternal

"He still carried his pistol, holstered at his side but slung alongside his great cleaver weapon was another firearm, this one much like a musket save for its barrel. If anything, Vera thought it looked more like a cannon than anything else."
The Night Unfurls, narration describing the Hunter's Blunderbuss

"Time for some close quarters poetry."
Butlr, Halo Infinite

"Is there something more iconic and awesome than a double-barreled shotgun? Yes. A shotgun that is clearly a blatant rip-off of a weapon from that-game-with-a-guy-in-a-helmet."
Codex entry for Super Hooker Shotgun, Postal: Brain Damaged

"The shotgun is my favorite power-up in the game, and I'd like to say it was for some nuanced reason... but it's a shotgun. You point it in a direction, and then you have to point it in a new direction because there's nothing left in the other one."

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