Quotes / Shinji and Warhammer40k

In case you don't know, Shinji and Warhammer40k is essentially what Neon Genesis Evangelion would have been like if Shinji Ikari, instead of being a pussy, was more awesome than Kamina, House, Vetinari and John McClane put together. IT IS AWESOME.

— SamJaz, author of P3 FES

Shinji: Wah! Yakuza!
Jiro: See? See? That's what I'm talking about. Just once, just once! I'd like to have someone NOT think we're the goddamn Yakuza. Why can't we wear white suits instead?
Kentaro: What, and have people go "AAAAH! It's the Gay Mafia!" It tends to scare them even more.
Jiro: ...You tried that once, didn't you?
Kentaro: ...Shut up, Jiro. If you've been in this business as long as I did...

I HAVE WALKED AS A GOD, FOUGHT AS A GOD
I HAVE MADE THE BATTLEFIELD MY HOME
I AM THE GOD IN THE MACHINE
I AM THE HOPE AND FURY OF MAN
I AM EVANGELION! TITANICUS!
-PRINCIPIO ETERNUS!-
THE ENEMIES OF HUMANITY WILL -DIE-
BY MY HANDS, THEY SHALL BE -BROKEN-

— Shinji

Asuka: TOUCH MY EVA AGAIN AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? I'LL KILL YOU!
Shinji: Ow! Ouch! Okay, okay!
Misato: Asuka! Shinji! What happened?
Asuka: THIS FUCKING PSYCHO JUST TRIED TO STAB THE ANGEL WITH ITS OWN TEETH!
Kensuke: ...I realize I'm supposed to say something pithy here, but really, this somehow comes as no surprise whatsoever.

Lilith: I WANT HIM INSIDE ME!
Misato: Just for once... this once. Just let that be exactly what it sounds like.

Shinji: BEHOLD MY PENGUIN LASER!

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