Quotes / Shark Pool

Leave it to superhero gigs to show me more sharks in a month than I have seen in my whole damn surfing life.

— Johnny Watts/Fuse, West Coast Avengers (2018)

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They are... mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill-tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start...

— Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Chairface Chippendale: Unfortunately, the three of you aren't going to be around to witness my historic crime, because I'm going to feed you to my pit of ferocious man-eating alligators!
Arthur: What?... What? *Aside, to The Tick* What?!
The Tick: *Ahem* Standard villain procedure.

— The Tick

Galasso: Christmas is over, seasonal employees. You are no longer required. FEED THEM TO THE SHARK PIT!

(The floor of the toy store splits in half to reveal a pool of sharks)

Amber: Whoa, whoa, maybe we can hire some of them again next year.

Galasso: Fine. Very well. Close the pit.

— Shortpacked!

Of course. It's alligators. The wackos always want alligators.

— The Carpenter, Batman: Streets of Gotham

Laser hallway. How cliché. What's next, the floor is lava? A room filled with sharks?

— Nightwing, Gotham City Garage

James Bond: It's your show, Mr. Kananga, but isn't there a simpler way to drown someone?
Mr. Big: Drown, Mr. Bond? I doubt you'll get the chance to drown...

—Live and Let Die

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