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Marcus Hamilton: Howdy ma'am. How are you doing today?
Waitress: Hot. And I don't mean the good kind. So, what don't you want?
Hamilton: Pardon?
Waitress: What don't you want?
Hamilton: Oh, well, uh. I think I'll just, uh...
Waitress: You know. I've been working here for 44 years. Ain't nobody ever ordered nothing but T-Bone steak and a baked potato. Except this one asshole from New York tried to order trout back in 1987. We don't sell no goddamned trout. T-bone steaks. So either you don't want the corn on the cob, or you don't want the green beans. So what don't you want?
Hamilton: I don't want green beans.
Alberto Parker: I don't want green beans either.
Waitress: Steaks cooked medium rare.
Parker: Can I get my steak cooked just a—
Waitress: That weren't no question.
Parker: All right.
Waitress: Iced tea for you boys.
Parker: Iced tea'd be great.
Hamilton: Iced tea, yep. Thank you ma'am.

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Spike: But the store is called "Quills and Sofas". You only sell two things!
Davenport: Sorry, Junior. All outta quills until Monday. Need a sofa?
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