Quotes / Seen-It-All Suicide

"It can hardly be insignificant that when a recent edition of Playbeing Magazine headlined an article with the words, "When you are tired of Ursa Minor Beta you are tired of life", the suicide rate there quadrupled overnight."

— The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Douglas Adams

"Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! WATCH AND LE—" *CRACK*

— Spy, Heavy is Dead