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"Frenchman Cheick Kongo is an intimidating slab of dark continent. A fight fan might know him as the man who elbowed Paul Buentello in half. A non-fight fan know him as the awesome-sounding name on his wife's bucket list. If Cheick Kongo was standing behind Abraham Lincoln when he signed the Emancipation Proclamation, the South would have totally agreed."

"Hey, Sarge, just for the record, I hope you're on every case with me for the rest of my career. I am no longer scared for you at all.. Of you a lot!"
Det. Jake Peralta to Sgt. Terry Jeffords, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

"I am the dark un-fucking-known. I'm the father of cool and the king of jazz and the porch-sitting, watermelon-sucking brother who fucks up neighborhoods and breeds gangsters and makes your dick feel small. I am mud hut-building, spear-chucking, darkest Africa. I am the king of Egypt, grandpappy of all the sand niggas."
Mandingo, Sublime


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