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Can't you see, oh can't you see;
The devil plays piano!
Grave Digger, "And the Devil Plays Piano"

I knew I had earned my place in Rock And Roll Heaven, by sending Satan back to Rock And Roll Hell.
The Kids in the Hall after Satan is beaten in a rock contest.

I like my weapons how I like my music. Heavy, and METAL.
Mordekaiser, League of Legends

"Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There are so many of us, and we're all so cute and it's like if you don't get on Letterman or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? Satan is our only hope. We're working with the Beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna wear your face. Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen."
Nikolai Wolf, Jennifer's Body

It all went bad. Evil. It just ended up with a life of its own. And there was a sickly gloop coming out of the speakers. I could tell the album had gone sour. You could hear people laughing in the background. It sounded like some wonky David Koresh tape. All panpipes and meditation chants, but it was like the sound was trying to...lull you into a dream-like state, so it could eat your soul. Really spooky. Like a children's nursery rhyme from some horror movie.

"When Heaven's in the music, Hell is in control! The angels got the voices, but the devil got the rock and roll!"
Drs. Cosmo and Nation McKinley, Shock Treatment

"This quiet offends Slaanesh! Things shall get loud now!"

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