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Quotes / Robot Buddy

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Bender: You really want a robot for a friend?
Fry: Yeah, ever since I was six.
Bender: Okay, but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals. So if anyone asks, you're my debugger.
Futurama, "Space Pilot 3000"

"The Professor created me as a prototype companion device. You see, he was having such trouble finding sitters for Polly, 'cause she scares them all away, so he invented me. I'm also programmed to be her friend, and believe me, that's tougher than it sounds."

Butters: Hey there have you heard about my robot friend? He's metal and small and doesn't judge me at all! He's a cyberwired bundle of joy, my robot friend!
South Park, "AWESOME-O"

Cooper: Humor setting... 75%.
TARS: 75%. Self-destruct in T-minus 10, 9, 8...
Cooper: Let's make it 65%.
TARS: Knock, knock.
Cooper: You want it at 55?

Anna smiled and stroked Android Karenina's gentle hands in thanks: she had long felt, and felt all the more so at such moments, that she and her darling android enjoyed a bond that was somehow stronger than between other humans and their beloved companions - even though Android Karenina never breathed a word and indeed lacked even the capacity to elocute, Anna knew in her own heart that there was no one else on Earth, human or robot, who understood or loved her so well.
Android Karenina

The Encyclopedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as "Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With." The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes," with a footnote to the effect that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking over the post of robotics correspondent.

"Share and enjoy! Share and enjoy! Journey through life with a plastic boy or girl by your side. Let your pal be your guide! And when it breaks down or starts to annoy... ...Bring it to us, we won't give a fig. We'll tell you, 'go stick your head in a pig!'"

"Your safety is my primary concern."
Orisa, Video Game/Overwatch

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