Quick update on all those pods we were finding in broom closets: apparently some alien monster was body-snatching employees and spawning Communist replicas. The allegorical threat level on this one's through the roof. Actual threat level's pretty non-existent, though, so we've decided not to do anything about it. If the worst this thing can do is gestate glassy-eyed Yes Men, I say bring it on, Bug-Eyes. I got a whole list of troublemakers you can pod up any time you like.
— Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science, Portal 2
You will hear screaming.
They stole their voices.
They stole their voices.
— "World's Weirdest Animals", Gemini Home Entertainment
