Milo: Oh... Well... Uh, hey, pshh... Lookin' good.
Anya: I'm 1,120 years old! Just gimme a frickin' beer!
Anya: (sighs) Gimme a Coke.
Ninth Doctor: That's my age.
Rose: You're nine hundred years old?
Rose: My mum was right. That is one hell of an age gap.
Tenth Doctor: You should see me in the mornings.
Astrid: (without missing a beat) Okay.
Liara: I hate to admit it, but I am only a hundred and six.
Ashley: Damn! I hope I look that good when I'm your age.
The little Troll stops playing, deep in thought, you assume. Had she lost track of time? Happens to the best of us. When she lifts her head, you meet her white eyes and—
She is old.
She is older than you imagined. She has been in these bubbles for a very, very long time. And she has been a little girl for longer.
Virak'kara: No Jem'Hadar has ever lived thirty years.
Jadzia: How old are you?
Virak'kara: I am eight.
Jadzia: I would have guessed at least fifteen.
Virak'kara: Few Jem'Hadar live that long. If we reach twenty, we are considered Honored Elders. How old are you?
Jadzia: I stopped counting at three hundred.
Virak'kara: (stunned) You don't look it.
Jadzia: Thank you.
Asuka: So spit it out, Third.
Shinji: Well, you said I didnt want to know.
Asuka: (thinking) Oh, that. Well, better now than some comically awkward future moment. (aloud) Try not to freak out. Ching told me yesterday that she was envious of me, for meeting you when we were so young. She said shes waited centuries and not been lucky enough to have met anyone that feels for her the way you do for me.
Shinji: Centuries? How old is she?
Asuka: Four hundred thirty-two. Shell be four thirty-three in five months,
Shinji: Shes four hundred thirty-two and shes a Lieutenant?
Asuka: She did say she had a few decades of practice as a psychiatrist before she joined up. But see why they dont mind years between ranks?
Shinji: And Lord Verfico is a Senior Marshal how long would that take?
Asuka: A long damn time is my guess. Given what Ching told me next about Daniels age, I can make a fair guess as to Lord Verficos.
Shinji: Do I want to know? (sighing) You did warn me. Alright, hit me.
[Asuka grinned, and punched him in the shoulder.]
Shinji: Ow! Hey!
Asuka: Oh, dont be a baby, Third. (grinning and kissing him) You just gave me a straight line, and I had to use it. It took your mind off the strangeness of their crazy long lives, didnt it? Alright, Lord Verfico is probably at least four hundred thousand years old, given that Ching said Daniel is 452,388 years old if my math is right, which of course it is.
Steve Trevor Jr.: Yeah, you're in pretty good shape for your age.
Cameraman: (ofscreen) Technically, he's 475 years old.
CEO: Then why did you draw him like this?!
Lubdan the Leprechaun: No, I'm 600 years old!