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Quake III: Arena

"Untold centuries ago the Vadrigar, the mysterious Arena Masters, constructed the Arena Eternal for their own infernal amusement. Virtually nothing is known of these beings except that they savor the carnage and clamor of battle. As such, they have stocked the arena with the greatest warriors of all time. And you have just joined their ranks.

As a gladiator in the Arena Eternal, you must not only survive, but also win each and every battle against ever more powerful opponents. Don't worry overly much about getting "fragged." The Vadrigar won't be cheated of their favorite sport by a little thing like death. Those who fall are instantly restored to life and immediately thrust back into the battle, perhaps a little wiser for their misfortunes.

When the dust, blood, and gibs settle, all warriors will have earned the right to battle again, providing further entertainment for the Vadrigar. But only the warrior who has fragged the most foes will be lauded as the winner. The victorious gladiator advances to a more challenging array of arenas, until, at last, he or she faces Xaero, Lord of the Final Arena."

Quake III: Team Arena

"Little is known about the mysterious Vadrigar. Those who dare speak of them do so only in hushed tones and with dread in their voices. Ages past, they fashioned the diabolical Arena Eternal, populating it with the greatest warriors in the galaxy. While some suspect this was but the first step in a grand scheme envisioned by the Arena Masters, most believe they did so only to satisfy their love of carnage and fascination with chaos. Those imprisoned as gladiators in the Arena Eternal are generally too busy fighting for their lives to care one way or the other.

For uncounted centuries, battles have raged in the Arena as warriors from every corner of the universe were tempered in its deadly crucible. Now, without warning, their lives (and deaths) have been suddenly changed. Long accustomed to fending for themselves, trusting no one, and depending upon their own skills to remain alive, the accursed gladiators now find themselves grouped together and forced to compete in teams.

Again, the motives of the Vadrigar are unseen and unknown. The basic rule of life in the Arena Eternal remains unchanged, however. If someone or something other than a teammate gets in your sights, frag it before it frags you. If you can't tell whether someone's on your side or not, it's better to cauterize them and worry about it later."

    Bot bios 
"Always seeking an edge, this cyber-board surfer paid with his humanity for a seemingly endless array of cybronic implants."
Anarki

"Although certainly not a classical beauty, Angel was created by a sculptor to be his ideal companion. She quickly proved herself to be a creature of hate, not love-killing her maker in a berserk fury."
Angel

"Biker is crude and coarse: a bully who gets his kicks out of hammering helpless opponents. He may not be smart or brave, but he's brutal as hell."
Biker

"This hero of the Strogg War may also be its most tragic victim. While a captive on Stroggos, vile experiments transformed his flesh into something both far more and far less than human. "
Bitterman

"This fearsome foe showcases the powers of the Vadrigar, for it has no true life of its own. But it begs the question: Where do the gibs and blood come from??"
Bones

"Cadavre is a brutal murderer who couldn't be executed. The electric chair, gallows, and gas chamber only made him meaner."
Cadavre

"Once, she was Doom's military instructor. Now the Arena Eternal tests Crash's mettle to the extreme-extreme patience, that is. She is the trainer who introduces new warriors to the skills of battle."
Crash

" The bounty hunter, Daemia, long ago stopped caring who or what was in her sights. Enemies are enemies whether they're human, alien, or demons from the pits of hell. "
Daemia

"Long after everyone else on Phobos was dead, he kept fighting, determined to send out a warning to Earth before the demons could claim him."
Doom

"During Earth's Second World War, Fritzkrieg was a brutal and deadly member of the German army. When the Vadrigar claimed him, however, they were a second too late. Instead of a healthy new warrior for the Arena Eternal, they found themselves in possession of a handful of shattered corpses-all that remained after an Allied shell had torn apart Fritzkrieg and his companions. Undaunted, they pieced together the intact elements of the various bodies to form a horrific collage of flesh and blood-with a mind as shattered as the bodies it had once occupied."
Fritzkrieg

"Born in the breeder tank of a genetics lab and nurtured in a cybronics workshop, Gorre was created to be the ultimate warrior...at least in his own mind."
Gorre

"A mentally shattered veteran of the invasion of Stroggos, Private Nathan Grunt is still fighting a war that ended years ago."
Grunt

"Easily mistaken for a big, clumsy oaf, Hossman is a deadly opponent whose agility is a match for his fearsome strength"
Hossman

"When her village on Tau Ceti was decimated by the Sorg, Hunter vowed to seek out and destroy the reptiloids wherever they might hide."
Hunter

"Lance Corporal Ben Keel died during the Spiker Insurrection-only to be revived as a humanoid battle machine by scientists experimenting with captured alien biotechnology. "
Keel

"Half religious zealot, half gifted mystic and all bizarre alien, Klesk cleanses his soul with the purifying fire of combat."
Klesk

"A former prison guard, Lucy crossed the line and ended up on the other side of the bars where every hour was a battle for survival."
Lucy

"A veteran of the Stroggos campaign, Major Wayland is haunted by the memories of her fallen troops and the parasites that killed them. It may be that she believes she's still fighting that long-concluded war."
Major

"Fashion model, master assassin, or adult entertainer: Which is the real Mynx? She's part viper, part black widow, and all woman."
Mynx

"Designed by the Vadrigar to monitor combat in the arena, Orbb evolved beyond his specifications and became a deadly combatant."
Orbb

"A twisted combination of cybronic implants and supernatural powers, Patriot is a throwback to the days of nationalism-before mankind found other enemies among the stars."
Patriot

"An experienced veteran, he led the invasion of the demon-haunted tunnels of Phobos. There, he was betrayed by superiors who thought they could learn more from watching him die than by studying his reports."
Phobos

"A proud and determined woman, Pi can trace her ancestry back to the Viking raiders of old. As a space fighter test pilot, she developed nerves of steel and reflexes the equal of any veteran gladiator. She died when her experimental Valkyrie interceptor plunged into the icy surface of Europa. Generations later, scientists recovered the frozen remains of her corpse and reanimated it, replacing the mangled flesh and crushed organs with cybronic implants. If she was deadly before, she's almost unstoppable now."
Pi

"Originally a slipgate explorer, the man called Ranger has faced and escaped certain death a thousand times on a thousand worlds. His experiences have left him more alien than human now."
Ranger

"During a time of civil unrest on Earth, Razor and his gang of vigilante followers enforced a rigid, brutal code of justice in the Pacific Northwest. Razor never admits defeat and shows no mercy in defense of order."
Razor

"A grizzled combat veteran with plenty of scars to prove it, Sarge is the master of modern warfare. He's clever, determined, and deadly."
Sarge

"A young force-blade punk from the streets of Los Angeles, Slash became a test bed for the hottest cybronic implants, turning her into a barely-contained bundle of energy."
Slash

"This mercenary Sorg merchant long ago resolved to do whatever it took to get ahead, no matter how many others had to die in order to line her coffers."
Sorlag

"Raised on the mean streets of a post-apocalyptic city, Stripe avoided crime and drugs by being tougher than the gangs and pushers."
Stripe

"The spawn of a human Tank Commander and an Iron Maiden of Stroggos, Tank Jr. is a sadistic bio-tech nightmare."
Tank Jr.

"For untold eons, Mankind has known and feared Uriel's diabolical kind. The aura of evil and death hanging around this gladiator is enough to send a chill down the spine of any opponent."
Uriel

"Visor is an enigma who says nothing about his past, letting his weapons do all his talking for him. "
Visor

"Wrack is a shell-shocked Slipgate War veteran who relives countless battles through a haze of imagined glories, half-remembered facts, and exaggerated personal abilities."
Wrack

"The most dangerous enemy in the arena, Xaero embraces honorable death. He longs for the day when he will meet the opponent who frees him from the shackles of life eternal-if such a warrior exists."
Xaero
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Bot quotes

    Anarki 
"I feel the need for speed. Road trip on the cyber-highway!"
"Hehehe, I am the master of your cyber-space nightmares."
"Jacked in, powered up, and ready to scatter."
"Oh ~d00d! <map> is like my totally favorite place to hang."
"Whoaaaa, <player>! You are like, totally ancient."
— After entering the match

"'O-H' time, ~d00d. Outta here!"
"Cya, <player>. I'm looking for some real talent."
"I ride in kewler circles, lamer. CU L8r."
"<map> rocks, but I gotta buzz outa here."
"Hangin' with railbait like you is gonna lower my rep."
— Before leaving the match

"Hey, <player>! Old, slow and ugly is no way to go through life, ~d00d."
"Woohoo! Can you feel that rush?"
"Welcome to life on the edge!"
"Anarki has entered the tube!"
"Whoa! Headrush. I haven't even had breakfast yet."
— After a new match starts

"Reboot! Reboot!"
"Totally bummed, ~d00d. The fun's over."
"Charging the board for round ~two."
"I need a better ping."
"Anyone up for a <food> break?"
"This is totally bogus. You were totally bogarting all the weapons, <first placer>!"
"Next round, I'm using my board."
— When not placed first or last in the results screen

"Whoa! I just completely messed you up, <player>."
"Boring tour, <adjective> ~d00dZ. Like, how do I get into the main room?"
"Anarki: 1, Llamas: 0."
"~Major bummer for you, <player> dude."
"You lamers running 96 baud, or what?"
"I'm the undertaker, cuz you were dead before we began."
— When placed first in the results screen

"Bad connection ... gotta be the connection."
"Static on the line. Yeah, it was static."
"System overload, ~d00d. I'm multitasking way too much here."
"Not possible! Check your data tables!"
"How did I lose to a llama like you, <winner>?"
"Fragged by vidiots."
"Fragged by <adjective>s!"
— When placed last in the results screen

"~D00d! like, you're taking this age-and-treachery crap too far, <shooter>!"
"New board, ~d00d. You're about to see it up real close."
— After being hit while chatting

"~D00d, you, like, totally slagged my board!"
"Temporary glitch, <shooter>, I'm telling you."
"Enjoy the moment, ancient ~one. It ain't lasting."
"Watch where you're pointing that thing, ~d00d."
"Aim higher, <shooter>! Watch out for the board, man!"
"Whoa, ~d00d, that was, like, totally hostile!"
— After being hit but no dying

"Hey, <opponent>! I smoked your six, man."
"Hehe. <opponent>, I can't believe I hit you with my eyes closed."
"Nice catch, <opponent> ~d00d. Next time try it with your mouth."
"Your server kick you yet, <opponent>?"
"<opponent>, you can't even catch my vid trail!"
"Hehe, there's an asterisk for your URL, <opponent>!"
— After hitting an opponent

"You knocked me off my board, ~d00d."
"Wow. I feel like I'm in the middle of a download."
"Whoaaaa, like, overclockin' brain drain!"
— After being telefragged

"Woaaaah, Take a load off ~granny."
"Ctrl-Alt-Del! Ctrl-Alt-Del!"
— After dying by falling

"New road! Oh man! Tar's not dry yet!"
"Save the board! Save the board!"
"Hard to mosh in here."
— After dying by lava

"Oh man! Old d00d filled his diaper."
"Ewh. Feels like I caught a virus."
"Cafeteria food! Oh, puke, ~d00d."
— After dying by slime

"I'd rather drown than fight you lamers."
"Who filled the pool? ~d00d!"
"Crashed and splashed!"
— After dying by drowning

"Permanently kicked."
"~There's a report card I'm not taking home, ~d00d."
"Is there, like, a make-up quiz?"
— After dying by self blowing up with a weapon or falling

"<fragger>! You overcharged my batteries, ~d00d."
"Illegal search! Illegal sear..."
"<fragger> ~d00d, how'd you get through my surge protector?"
"Whoaaaaa, <fragger> ~d00d! I think you knocked a coupla my chips loose."
"You are like way too stressed out, <fragger> ~d00d."
— After dying by gauntlet

"What? No fair, ~d00d!"
"Pisser shot, <fragger>."
"Are you, like, jacking in from <place>, <fragger>?"
"Now there's ~one happy camper."
— After dying by railgun

"D0000d, you, like, totally fragged me!"
"Metal, dude, lots of metal."
"~D 00 D! I'm Pi22a toppin6! <fragger>."
— After dying by BFG

"Whooaaaa, trippin'!"
"You like totally wasted my bandwidth with that one ~d00d!"
"Like, total roadkill, <fragger>!"
"That was ~major unfriendly-like, ~d00d."
"Whoaaa, old ~d00d. ~Don't strain yer M4d 5k1LL2 on my account."
"That one reformatted my hard drive!"
— After dying with Kamikaze

"I can't believe a lamer like you got me, <fragger>."
"You must have, like, gone to church this morning, right <fragger>?"
"How many walls did that bounce off of before it hit me, <fragger>?"
"Score ~one for ol' <fragger>. 1 more 'K' like that and I'll let you try my board."
"Chaos theory in action, <fragger>."
"Nice shot, PC Junior. What's that, <fragger>, like a Y 1 K thing?"
— After dying, period

"Bow to the <fragger> ~d00d, king of the tube!"
"Catch some air, o' worthy old ~one, and hold your fists up high!"
"<fragger>! ~D00d, you have obviously been at this for a long time."
"Who's the ~Man? Who's the ~Man? "
"I didn't know you could still move like that, <fragger>!"
"Whoa! Stretch that old arm, <fragger>, and pat yourself on the back."
— After dying (praise)

"Commuter ~rail, exit left!"
"Gotta move quicker than that, <fragged>."
"See, <fragged>, that's what V-Chips are made for."
"D00d! That puddle was your brain? Awesome!"
"You've got ~rail!"
"Whoaaaaaa! ~D00d!! I, like, knocked your frags all the way to <place>!"
"Totally awesome."
"I RAWK"
— After fragging with railgun

"I'm too quick and you're too lame, <fragged>."
"Board movin' too fast for you to keep up, O' <fragged> ~d00d?"
"~D00d! Up to my elbow! Awesome!"
"Spankity Spank"
— After fragging with gauntlet

"Go defrag your drive, <fragged> ~d00d. You're scattered."
"You think you own the sidewalk, <fragged>?"
"Yer stew meat, <fragged>?"
— After telefragging an opponent

"Face it, <player>, you suck."
"ROFLMAO!"
"It wasn't even pretty. <player> dude. You can't even do that right."
"Is your picture in the dictionary next to 'lamer', <player>?"
"Self-inflicted frag! <player> enters domain of the totally stupid!"
— After witnessing someone else suiciding

"Speedbump."
"~Don't bleed so much, <fragged> ~d00d. Makes the road slippery."
"You've got Virus, <fragged>."
"<fragged> at dead dot com. "
"I'm ~lightning and you got no surge protector, <fragged>."
"I am the busy signal on your dial-up modem, <fragged>."
"What a lamer"
"<fragged> is now connecting to MORTICIAN.COM."
"<fragged>, I formatted your sorry butt."
"<fragged> = LAMER!"
— After fragging, period

"That totally kicks 455!"
"Anarki has got game 2-NITE!."
"Splat, splat, splat!"
"Call me 'Mr. System Overload!'"
"Bet ya didn't see that one coming ol' buddy."
"That wiped your drive for sure, <fragged>."
— After using the Kamikaze item

"Not your fault, <fragged> ~d00d. You don't got the 'gig' to handle my code."
"Cool, d00d! You should see the look on your face."
"Nice move, <fragged>. If you had a board under you, I never would've got you."
"Not bad for an opening act, <fragged>."
"I'll put that notch high on the board, <fragged>."
"Good fight, <fragged> ~d00d. Next time we'll run together."
"I'll high-five you, <fragged> ... if you re-attach your hand."
"~D00000d, I almost feel bad! "
— After fragging someone (praise)

"Are you, like, pretending to be a statue, <enemy>? Good disguise!"
"Who wrote your program, <enemy>? Like, Benjamin Franklin?"
"Try a game-pad, fat fingers. You're, like, hitting all the wrong keys."
"Bend over and hold your arm out straight so I can catch a slide."
"How do I get into your Lamers' Clique?"
"Charging my batteries is tougher than fragging you, <last enemy>."
"<enemy>, looks like a binary meltdown to me."
"<enemy> ~d00d, you're a waste of good silicon."
"<enemy> ~d00d, were you like, sad, when the dinosaurs died?"
"Anyone wanna sell a ticket?"
"Aww! Freakin' gum. Who dropped it on the stairs?"
"Dude cut the cheese."
"Hey, if you rearrange the letters, this URL spells <rearranged>."
— Other

    Angel 
"Somebody farted. Got to be ~one of those organic <adjective>s."
"Is this the best evolution could come up with?"
"I'm gonna own <player> before we're done."
— After entering the match

"You <adjective>s wouldn't know real beauty if it bit your sorry butt. I'm leaving."
"Yeah, that was fun. Not."
"I'm gone."
— Before leaving the match

"Okay, fleshy slugs. Let's get it on."
"Wake up, fleshbags. Angel's crashed your little party."
"Angel of Mercy? Not in your lifetime, <adjective>."
"What, you expected cherubs and sugary stuff?"
— After a new match starts

"I would have won, too, if I had taken nothin' but cheap and easy shots."
"Yeah, well, we're all having fun now."
"Stuck in the middle again."
"There just ain't no justice"
"I thought I was a bit rusty."
— When not placed first or last in the results screen

"Okay, kiddies. Pick up all your body parts and get out."
"Bet you <adjective>s didn't expect me to be prom queen."
"Hey, <last placer>. You make an easy target with that big 'L' painted on your forehead."
"I told you <adjective>s I would own this place."
— When placed first in the results screen

"Ooh, well isn't <first placer> a big ~hero?"
"Always a bridesmaid, never a bride."
"Wait. All of you <adjective>s here, and I'm the loser? Who else finds this funny"
— When placed last in the results screen

"What's the matter, <player>? Your organic brain can't decipher good manners?"
"Let me finish the stupid sentence, <player>."
"Fair is fair. I'd do the same to you, <adjective>."
— After being hit while chatting

"Ooh, I like the rough stuff."
"Oh look, a dweeb with a pee-shooter. And I'm not talking about your gun."
— After being hit but no dying

"You flesh folk leak too much."
"Oh wait ... I'm sorry ... did that hurt, <player>?"
"Guess I'll have to set this gun to SPLATTER."
— After hitting an opponent

"Could I get a magnet here?"
— After being telefragged

"Hey, so what? It's the only rush I'll get in here."
"So I'll get a job as an ashtray."
"So this is why they call it TERMINAL velocity."
— After dying by falling

"Now I know the melting point of... me. ~Ten degrees less than this."
"Now you think I'm hot, right?"
"Terminal hotfoot!"
— After dying by lava

"It's like being hugged by a human."
"Gaaahhhh! It's not supposed to hurt like this!"
— After dying by slime

"Wait a minute... robots can't drown! Blub, blub, blub."
"If the lack of air don't get you, the rust will."
"Anyone got some rust remover?"
— After dying by drowning

"Aw, the heck with it."
"I just wanted to see how much it hurts before I use it on <player>."
— After dying by self blowing up with a weapon or falling

"Get your sweaty, fleshy hands off me, <player>."
— After dying by gauntlet

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"
"Okay, <player>. You like what you see?"
— After dying by railgun

"~Don't stand in a puddle when re-charging. Gotta write that down ..."
"Hey, <player>, Quit laughing. Half those sparks are coming from me!"
"Green. I hate green."
— After dying by BFG

"What am I here? Guest of honor at the losers' convention?"
"So you can light your farts, <player>, big deal."
"Yeah ... that was fun ... NOT!"
"Oh yeah, that took REAL skill."
"You ought to take something for that gas problem, <player>."
"Score one for the No-Skill Express."
— After dying with Kamikaze

"I'll get re-wired, <player>, ... you'll just decompose."
"At least I don't stink when I rot."
"I'd tell you to kiss my butt, but I'm afraid you'd take me up on it."
— After dying, period

"It's good that you did this before you got old and weak, <player>."
"I'm impressed, <player>. You're the best inferior I've ever met."
— After dying (praise)

"This way I ~don't have to risk getting your guts all over me, <player>."
— After fragging with railgun

"It'd be your pleasure to wake up next to me, but tragically, you won't be waking up."
— After fragging with gauntlet

"'Scuse me, <adjective>, Angel needs some room to move."
— After telefragging an opponent

"Someone call the big orange truck to clean up this road kill."
"You're a pus bag, <player>, and you can take that literally."
— After fragging, period

"I can see you weren't expecting that!"
"Awwww. Did the big bad boom scare the widdle <adjective>s?"
"Now that was cooool."
"You're just mad 'cause I got to it first."
— After using the Kamikaze item

"You've got to have some non-organic parts in there somewhere, <player>."
"I wanted you to feel like you could do something well, so I killed you again."
— After fragging someone (praise)

"You cut the cheese, <player>? Or is this your normal perfume?"
"Hey, <player>, repeat after me ... I WILL brush my teeth."
"All the leaves have shaken off that bush. I see you now."
"The hot wings made my fingers all sticky."
"Robot?!?! I'm a synthetic humanoid, thank you very much."
"Hi, my name is Angel, and yes, I am a fragaholic."
"I ~don't dance, unless it's on <player>'s head."
"Pygmalion was a ~jerk."
— Other

    Biker 
"Make this a good day, cuz it'll be your last."
"Everyone out of the pool."
"You just keep your hands off my hawg, <player>. Understand?"
"<player>, I'm gonna kick your sorry butt into the next county."
"I squash cockroaches bigger and scarier than you, <player>."
"This better not make me late for lunch."
— After entering the match

"I have some boredom to catch up on."
"Screw this."
— Before leaving the match

"I'm makin' <map> my playground. Get off the swings, <adjective>s."
"Where'd I park my hawg?"
— After a new match starts

"Waste of time."
"<first placer> cheats and <last placer> sucks. Now that we know, let's go again."
— When not placed first or last in the results screen

"Yeehaa! Kick some doggie butt!"
"Did that hurt ya, <last placer>? Bet it did!"
— When placed first in the results screen

"Aw, you can kiss my bike wheel <first placer>.... but lemme get it spinnin' real fast first."
"That's it! I'm putting me a rifle rack on my hawg."
— When placed last in the results screen

"You just became road-kill, <player>."
"<player>, you just became a kick-stand."
"Nice ~one, <player>. But now it's my turn."
— After being hit while chatting

"C'mon, dawg, I still gots ~one good eye!"
"~Don't dirty the leathers, <player>!"
"You cow-poker! I'll show you what's what!"
"OK, you gave it your best and now it's my turn."
"I'm gonna hurt you, <player>. I'm gonna hurt you bad."
— After being hit but no dying

"Yer as slow as ya are ugly."
"You look mighty pretty in blood red."
"Lousy, cheap ammo"
"Sheee-oooot! I gotta get me a bigger gun than this ~one."
— After hitting an opponent

"Them trucks never give a hawg-rider no respect."
"That was some serious road rash."
"Anybody get the license plate on that elephant?"
— After being telefragged

"Them Knievel boys ain't got nothin' on me."
"May be somethin' to them helmet laws ..."
"Dang! Colorado Rocky Mountain high!"
— After dying by falling

"Dang! That's hotter than a tailpipe runnin' jet fuel."
"Hoooooweeee! Too much lighter fluid on the grill there."
— After dying by lava

"Any biscuits with this gravy?"
"This is like showerin' in degreaser."
"Hey Lucy, this stuff's better'n yer maw's cookin'!"
— After dying by slime

"Leather's heavy when it's wet. Dang."
"Great, now I smells like a wet dog."
"Stupid place for a swimmmin' pool."
— After dying by drowning

"You so much as giggle, <player>, and I break yer face."
"Did that truck run over my bike too?"
— After dying by self blowing up with a weapon or falling

"Get yer slimy paws off o' me, <player>!"
"Last guy that touched me can only count to ~five now."
"Ain't nobody touches me like that."
— After dying by gauntlet

"This ain't no campground, <player>."
"Let's settle this outside, face to face."
— After dying by railgun

"And the friggin' rockets red ... uhhh ... green glare!"
"Ha, ya missed, <player>! 'Almost' only counts in hand grenades and ... oh, puke ..."
"Stampede!"
— After dying by BFG

"If you hit my bike with that ...!"
"Real funny, <player>. You're like a one-man BFG."
"Loser! You wait there so I can kick yer teeth in."
"Get that carburetor checked out, <player>. It's back-firing again."
"I ain't impressed."
"I hate that Commie-Cozy crap."
— After dying with Kamikaze

"I take my coffee stronger'n you, <player>."
"You just stepped on the highway to hell, <adjective>."
"I can't believe a <adjective> like <player> fragged me!"
— After dying, period

"Yeah, big hairy deal, <player>. Ya killed me. So what?"
"Well, ain't <player> a ~hero? Come and get your special prize."
"<player> killed me to death! Dang!"
— After dying (praise)

"Turn into the wind, <adjective>, I wanna hear ya whistle."
— After fragging with railgun

"Up close and impersonal."
"Like swattin' flies offa roadkill."
"That's the kind of action I like most."
"Yeah! Gimme some more of that!"
— After fragging with gauntlet

"Here's the beef"
"Get off the Road!"
"Popped you like a Prairie Oyster!"
— After telefragging an opponent

"Hey moron, AIM, then fire!"
"Must tickle, cuz I'm laughin'"
— After witnessing someone else's suicide

"That one's for lookin' at my bike, <player>."
"That wuz real pretty."
"Who sez I never give you nuthin'?"
"You is just like bugs on my windscreen!"
"Dang. I wuz savin' that for Lucy's birthday!"
"You want fries with that?"
— After using the Kamikaze item

"I'm gonna bury <player> face down so I got a place to park my bike."
"Ahhhh, you ain't worth the trouble to run you over."
"Biker 1, Roadkill 0."
— After fragging, period

"You'll make good maggot food, <player>. That's something."
"You was brain-dead anyway, <player>."
— After fragging someone (praise)

"All the sex appeal of open heart surgery!"
"Yer like sand on the road, <player>.I just blow it away."
"Your mamma's gonna see you on a milk carton, <player>."
"You stay away from my dawg, <player>."
"I eat my road kill."
"*[Bu-u-u-u-u-u-urp]* "
"Anybody got a ~six-pack on 'em?"
"Okay, any o' you pretty ladies want a ride on my hawg?"
"~Don't go tellin' Lucy I was here ... she'll whip my butt."
"<female player> better git her ass back in the kitchen and finish making me that chicken pot pie!"
— Other

    Bitterman 
"Hang the gore, <enemy>, let's get it on!"
"<map> again! I guess you campers are happy!"
— After entering the match

"My work here is done, Adios!"
"All y'all take care and watch your ~six."
"I just can't stand being near <enemy>. I'm outta here."
"I'm fixin' to leave."
— Before leaving the match

"Crank up the tunes, this ol' boy's back in Dodge."
"Well I think its time to dance!"
"Y'all should know that <map> is my favorite killing grounds."
— After a new match starts

"~Don't you be thinkin' you good ol' boys got me runnin'."
"Dang! Whumped by a carpet-baggin' Yankee <adjective>."
"The South will rise again!"
"Hey there, <last placer>. Wear all that blood like a badge of honor."
— When not placed first or last in the results screen

"Wahoo! The music roars and I bow to the crowd."
"Looks like this bronco is done kickin!"
"Shoot, I ~don't even need my dog to flush you city folk."
"<last placer>, thanks again. Y'all made some really great targets."
— When placed first in the results screen

"~Don't push me, <adjective>. I've been to hell and back, and back I'll be!"
"I've seen tougher, killed 'em too."
— When placed last in the results screen

"We have names for y'all's type, sissy!"
"<player>, I can see your yella ~stripe a mile away!"
"Dang! Ain't no ~one got any manners in this universe?"
— After being hit while chatting

"Is that my blood I taste? <player> may just survive after all!"
"If y'all fire enough rounds you're bound to hit something, I guess."
"<player> thinks a little poke like that is gonna bring me down."
"A <weapon>? Who exactly are you trying to hit with that, <player>?"
— After being hit but no dying

"Just my way of sayin' 'howdy', Amigo."
"~Don't y'all be hiding, <player>. I got your blood trail now."
"Looks like <player> has sprung a few leaks."
— After hitting an opponent

"Guess ya'll'l be seeing my pieces in all the familiar places."
— After being telefragged

"I really hate that first rush of air on my brain."
"I feel like an overloaded skeeter."
"Now I know what bird doo feels like."
— After dying by falling

"Looks like a BAR-B-Q and I'm the only ~one invited."
"This is like an Alabama August!"
— After dying by lava

"Dang, killed by that sissy hair goop."
"Let's grease y'all with this, <player>, and see who catches you the fastest."
— After dying by slime

"Guess they'll tell Ma I was buried at sea."
"You think a little water will slow me down."
— After dying by drowning

"All I said was 'Hey, lookit what I can do!'"
"Ironic ain't it! I won't give anyone else that pleasure"
— After dying by self blowing up with a weapon or falling

"What was that? Did a fly come land on me?"
— After dying by gauntlet

"Could you use anything smaller? I got enough scars as it is."
"Skeeters hit harder than that, <player>!"
— After dying by railgun

"Yeah sure, any <adjective>'s a ~hero with a gun like that."
— After dying by BFG

"~Y'all need to deal with that anger problem, <player>."
"Just my luck, I show up in time for the fireworks."
"If ~y'all want me to quit talking, just say so"
"~Y'all gonna do that here, then ~y'all gonna clean up the mess."
"I ain't impressed."
"Y'all got yourself a special talent for blowin' up like that, <player>."
— After dying with Kamikaze

"How about that. <player> CAN pull a trigger!"
"Dang it! Why do I have to be here when <player> gets a lucky shot off!"
— After dying, period

"Good shootin' <adjective>. A good eye means a long life."
"I tip my hat to y'all, <player>, It's been a pleasure."
— After dying (praise)

"Whoaaaa. I can see light on the other side of that hole, <player>!"
"Perforated!"
— After fragging with railgun

"I have always been good with my hands."
— After fragging with gauntlet

"Pull yourself together, <adjective>."
— After telefragging an opponent

"Y'all'd do anything to collect insurance, wouldn't you?"
"Y'all think I'm gonna hold my shot now, ~don't you?"
— After witnessing someone else's suicide

"All ~y'all understand that I had to do that, right?"
"Now that's some firecracker! Wahoooo!"
"Ooops. Sorry. Wrong button."
"Bet that blew all ~y'all to <place>, didn't it?"
"Sorry 'bout the mess."
"~Y'all come back now, hear?"
"After that, I need me a cold <liquid>. Anyone want to join me?"
— After using the Kamikaze item

"Hey, <player>! A sleeping cow makes a tougher target than you!"
"I think <player> enjoys standing in front of my gun."
"Are you a masochist, man? RUN!"
— After fragging, period

"Sometimes it hurts to kill the good ones."
"Congrats, amigo! You died well."
"You earned your tombstone, <adjective>."
— After fragging someone (praise)

"<player>'s guts look mighty pretty all over that wall."
"I'm gonna give y'all a new purpose in life ... dying gloriously."
"I'm determined to make something of all y'all ... fertilizer."
"Feel the pain. Feel the pain."
"Every time I get in <map>, I just wanna break my <weapon> over <player>'s head."
"Y'all ain't from around these parts are ya, <player>?"
"Y'know, I'm craving some <food> and a cold <liquid> 'bout right now."
"Hey <enemy>, you got family in <place>? You remind me of someone I know."
"Hey <player>, it's good to see some new faces in this hole."
"<enemy>, will I have to show you how to use that <weapon> again?"
— Other
Advertisement:

    Bones 
"Yo, <enemy>, I got a ~bone to pick with you."
"This place is dead."
"I'm NOT gonna need to work my fingers to the ~bone to beat this crew."
"I'm here to cut out the dead wood."
"What's this? Only a ~skeleton crew here today?"
— After entering the match

"I'm rattling on out of here."
"Dead man walking ... right on outta here."
— Before leaving the match

"What better time to fight than the dead of the night?"
"Bring out your dead!"
"'Into the valley of death rode the ~six ~hundred!'"
— After a new match starts

"And here I was hoping to finish in a dead heat."
"<first placer>, you are now wanted 'dead or alive' — and you know my preference."
— When not placed first or last in the results screen

"Yeah! This is LIVING... uh, so to speak."
"Score ~one for the dead guy."
— When placed first in the results screen

"I'm dead to the world here."
"Dead last again! Arrrrrrrr."
"I need a stiff drink."
"Looks like I've been given up for dead again."
— When placed last in the results screen

"So it is true— 'Dead men really tell no tales."
"This <adjective>'s bad to the ~bone?"
— After being hit while chatting

"That ~one cut close to the ~bone!"
"Well, you'll be the death of me..."
— After being hit but no dying

"I need a bigger gun."
"A marrow Escape. Sorry. Make that A NARROW escape."
— After hitting an opponent

"Like being cremated and having your ashes scattered."
"Anyone for pick up sticks?"
— After being telefragged

"Brittle as an old ~bone."
"That's going ~six feet under the hard way... no shovel."
"I'm drop dead ~sexy"
— After dying by falling

"Well, I'm no longer chilled to the ~bone."
"Well that's definately not the dead of winter."
— After dying by lava

"Slime. Better non-living through chemistry."
"Hey, how do you think I got this glow-in-the-dark look in the first place?"
— After dying by slime

"<ponder> Drowning? Who would have figured?"
"Got me a condo here in Davy Jones's locker."
"Worse things happen at sea."
— After dying by drowning

"Nothing like digging your own grave, eh?"
"Hey, beats cremation."
"'I still can say... I did it my way!'"
— After dying by self blowing up with a weapon or falling

"That was like being savaged by a dead sheep."
"I'm all broken up about this."
"You touching me... now THAT's a fate wose than death."
— After dying by gauntlet

"Wooo! Snapped me like a dry ~bone."
— After dying by railgun

"Just call me ~bone meal."
"Ow. When the pony dies, the ride is over."
— After dying by BFG

"It is a good day to die."
"Anyone find a left tibia? I'm missing a left tibia here."
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust."
"You see that babe on the explosion? What a hottie!"
— After dying with Kamikaze

"Oooooo. I am just scared ~stiff."
"That just tickled me to death."
"Somebody explain all these meaty gibs to me."
"You'll be dead and gone soon enough, <player>."
"You're gonna be dead as dodo, <player>!"
— After dying, period

"I'm dead Jim."
"Not bad for a meat sack, <player>. Make no ~bones about it."
"And here I'd already given you up for dead, <player>."
"You had me dead to rights there, <player>."
"'Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me—'"
— After dying (praise)

"How's that for a 'kiss of death?'"
"That had to be good for a broken ~bone or ~two."
— After fragging with railgun

"More knuckles than you're used too, eh, <player>?"
"This gauntlet thingy gnaws right to the ~bone."
— After fragging with gauntlet

"That pretty much scatters your ashes, <player>."
"Grind you up for bonemeal!"
— After telefragging an opponent

"If I was you, <player>, I'd be turning in my grave!"
"You normally got ~one foot in the grave like that, <player>?"
— After witnessing someone else's suicide

"Didn't your <counselor> tell you never to hunt rabbit with a dead dog?"
"<player>, that last move of yours was a dead giveaway."
"You've slammed into yet another dead end, <player>."
"Gotcha! You are dead as a doornail."
"That ought to put the fear of death into you, <player>!"
"You're better off dead, <player>."
"You have just reached a dead end, <player>."
— After fragging, period

"I'm just bad to the bone."
"I've been dying to try this out. Dying I tell you."
"Call me MR. Death today."
"All the destruction, half the romantic poetry."
"And it even has my picture on it ... "
"Personalized death, discount prices."
— After using the Kamikaze item

"Listen, <player>, being dead and gone ain't as bad as it seems."
"I had you dead to rights there, <player>."
"Wrong. Dead Wrong."
— After fragging someone (praise)

"<player>, you are already dead from the neck up. So a little more won't hurt."
"<player> you are a dead man walking."
"Oh drop dead already, <enemy>."
"Good thing I don't lose frags for being bored to death."
"~Don't roll the ~bones with death and expect to win. His dice are loaded."
"'Better dead than red?'... sounds like blue-centric bigotry to me."
"Well, yes, I do have a ~skeleton in my closet."
"You meat sacks just leave those sticks and stones at home, OK?"
"Throw me a frickin' ~bone here."
"'Fifteen men on a dead man's chest...' better get their sorry butts off of me."
"<femalebot> is drop dead gorgeous!"
"'The wages of sin are death'... and I am handing out paychecks here."
"Death is just a part of life... the last part."
"Hey life goes on. Death just goes on longer."
"Yeah, I still miss my old girlfriend, <femalebot>. But my aim is getting better."
"Anyone got a bottle of <liquid>? I'm dry as a ~bone here."
"Hey! You seen those cuties in Deva Station ~quad room?! Wooo Hooo!"
"Is my brother Skully still hangin' around in the training level?"
"I'm outta the closet now. Say it now and say it loud. 'I'm dead and I'm proud.'"
— Other

    Cadaver 
"That churning, squishy sound means ~Cadavre has arrived."
"Heh! I'm just falling apart with anticipation!"
"Win or lose, I'm loadin' up on snacks."
"I'm collectin' donations for the hungry dead."
"Drat, nothin' but left-overs again."
"Name's ~Cadavre. Just say it ~three times, real fast!"
"It's 'Thriller Time'!"
— After entering the match

"I don't frag with wimps, sissies, or <adjective>s. That rules out all of you."
"I've got me an upset stomach. You have NO idea what that really means."
— Before leaving the match

"You want 'em marked or unmarked? Your graves, I mean."
"We're renaming <map> to 'The Morgue' after I induct you clowns into Cadavre's world."
"Can we speed this up? I got a baby-sitting job to go to."
"Can we speed this up? I'm moonlighting at a medical college."
— After a new match starts

"I managed to shove a few maggots in you, <first placer>. They oughta be ripe real soon."
"HA!! You didn't bury me face down. I'm ready to fight again."
"<first placer>, I hand you my heart. <last placer>, you get the butt. Har Har Har!"
— When not placed first or last in the results screen

"Feel that rot settlin' in. It kind of tickles, but you get used to it."
"To the victor goes the spoiled... and the ripe and the rotting. Yummm!"
— When placed first in the results screen

"The maggots beat everyone eventually."
"No sense in beating a dead horse."
"Drat. I popped a maggot outta my eye. Help me look for it."
"Course I lost. Dang maggots ate up all my mojo."
"Keep smiling, <first placer>. Life is brief and so is glory, but death is forever."
— When placed last in the results screen

"Nice gun, <player>. for your sake, I hope it's tasty."
"Now you're going to have to ask permission to beg."
— After being hit while chatting

"Who said you couldn't hurt a fly? You just killed ~four of mine."
"Hey, <player>! You just whacked ~three of my favorite maggots!"
"You got me right in the butt. Now I got me a semi-colon."
"I let you hit me because I like to watch the pus run."
"Now I'm gonna hug you, <player>. Maybe we'll stick together."
— After being hit but no dying

"Well, there's ~one bodily fluid. I want to see ~three more."
"Who you gonna call ...?"
"Let's speed this up, <player>. I got larvae waiting to hatch."
"A few more shots like that, <player> and you'll begin to look like me."
— After hitting an opponent

"Whoooaaa! That's ~one big maggot"
"Har! I bet that's how a zit feels!"
"Ashes to Ashes. Dust to dust. Drippy, smelly gunk to drippy, smelly gunk."
— After being telefragged

"I've been buried in deeper holes than this!"
"This better be deeper than 6 feet"
"I wish I'd been around to watch that splat! Had to be beautiful."
— After dying by falling

"Arrgh! Not cremation!!!!"
"Hey, maggots pop like corn kernels!"
"Sear me on both sides to lock in the juices."
— After dying by lava

"Once it eats through the skin, it's gonna meet the rest of its family."
"If it can't beat me from the inside, it sure as heck won't take me from the outside!"
— After dying by slime

"I thought dead bodies floated."
"Dead in the water. Heh."
"All the little ~bugs inside are drowning! Peace at last!"
"Hey everybody, come get your Cadavre stew!"
— After dying by drowning

"You see what death looks like, <player>? Ain't pretty, is it?"
"I am a master at killin' the dead, me included."
— After dying by self blowing up with a weapon or falling

"Your mama slaps harder than that, <player>."
"Push any harder, <player>, and your hand will go right through me."
— After dying by gauntlet

"Heh heh, I see you in your little camper hole."
"Thanks for the help, camper. I had a little gas I'd been wantin' to get out."
"Now that definitely hit the spot!"
— After dying by railgun

"The worst part is that most of these pops are coming from inside me."
"Guess the worms'll be eating at separate tables."
"I'm falling to pieces ... and I mean that literally!"
— After dying by BFG

"That just spread the goodness all around."
"I've just been promoted from dumpster bait to air pollution."
"Yeah? Well I love you too, <player>."
"Now I'm mad. You know how long it took to collect all them maggots the first time?"
"Now you've gone and scared my pretty little maggots."
"Can I get back to you on that? I'm spread a little thin right now."
"That's some temper you got there, <adjective>."
— After dying with Kamikaze

"I guess my heart's not in this. Mind handing it back to me?"
"You can't kill somethin' what's already dead! At least not easily."
"Been there, done that. I'll make sure you share the experience, loser."
— After dying, period

"Lucky shot, <player>? Or did some other <adjective> pull the trigger for you?"
"You were fun. I'll stick around in your nightmares, I promise."
"Bring out your dead! Bring out your Dead!"
— After dying (praise)

"Dead aim...dead on ...dead eye ...dead to rights ...dead ringer."
"I think I struck oil with that ~one."
"That's an exit door for guts and an entryway for all the little critters I've been saving for you."
— After fragging with railgun

"Since I'm this close, <player>, I'll just grab some snacks for later."
"The touch of death."
"I'll just help myself to a couple o' yer organs here ... I need some spares."
— After fragging with gauntlet

"I just love jigsaw puzzles with LOTS of pieces."
"Can someone get a shop vacuum for <player>, please?"
"You're spreading yourself thin again, <player>."
"Clean up in aisle ~five."
— After telefragging an opponent

"That only leads to an unhappy afterlife, <player>."
"And they say that maggots are eating MY brains."
"Har, Har, Har!"
— After witnessing someone else's suicide

"Now I'm going to kiss you. Stick my tongue down your throat... maggot slide."
"I'm hungry and you're dead, <player>. Look, I even brought gravy."
"Making an S.O.S. with your intestines isn't going to help."
— After fragging, period

"<player> isn't just a <adjective>, it's a tasty dessert topping too."
"Heh. That was loud enough to wake the dead."
"Bwahahahahahaa!"
"Yeah! Just sharing the love."
"Bartender! Maggots for everyone!"
"Lunchtime!"
— After using the Kamikaze item

"Somewhat impressive moves, <player>. But you're still a heap o' frags."
"Okay, <player> since you took your head off for me, I'll take my hat off for you!"
— After fragging someone (praise)

"I can smell you over my own rot, <player>. Means you really stink!"
"Spell yer name for me, <player>? I'm doing up yer gravestone now."
"<player>'s final suffering will be exquisite."
"I hate it when flies fly OUT of my mouth."
"Anyone got a truss? I keep tripping over my guts."
"<player>, pull my finger. Hey, give it back!"
"This place is deadsville!"
"Bwahahahahahaa!"
"Life, un-unlife, what's the diff?"
"Anybody got a ~lightning gun? I need me a recharge."
"Gibs are my normal state of existence."
"I'm just a bag o' random gibs."
— Other

    Crash 
"Welcome to the Arenas Eternal, warrior."
"You have entered the Arenas Eternal, <enemy>. Prepare to fight."
— After entering the match

"Yeah, I think the new warrior may be on the the fast track."
— Before leaving the match

"Alright, let's see what ya got."
"It's time for Crash to lay down the law here."
"If it's not too much to ask, would you make this interesting for me."
— After a new match starts

"Not what I expected. Definitely not."
"Can we try that again, <first placer>? I think you were just lucky."
— When not placed first or last in the results screen

"~Don't go for a perfect record, <last placer>. Try to win some matches."
"If you can't beat me, it's time to take up something less challenging."
"Do it again. But this time, with feeling."
— When placed first in the results screen

"I guess I had that coming."
"Good luck. ~Don't be a stranger ... well at least not stranger than you already are."
"Have fun storming the castle."
"Good luck, <first placer>. But I think Ranger is going to toast your biscuits."
— When placed last in the results screen

"Now that was nice manners. Bet you fart in public too."
"Keep that up and you'll be REAL popular here."
— After being hit while chatting

"I'm tougher than I look. Really."
"My ~momma didn't raise no cream puff."
"Just a flesh wound."
— After being hit but no dying

"Not my day. Need to correct for windage next time."
"Nuts. Just winged you."
"You want a bandage or an aspirin for that"
— After hitting an opponent

"Bizzzzaap!! Got me like a ~bug in a zap trap."
— After being telefragged

"Like a ~bug on a windshield again."
"Scrape me off the floor and send me back to the front."
— After dying by falling

"Always a back flip. Never a swan dive. So predictable."
"Lava. Hazard or nuisance. You be the judge."
— After dying by lava

"Feh."
"Ever wonder what happens to all that toxic waste they store?"
"Gick. And I just polished those shoes."
— After dying by slime

"Back to the kiddie pool for me, I think."
"Hand me a towel, will you?"
— After dying by drowning

"After all this time, I ought to be more careful."
"Even the best of us make the occasional foot fault."
"~Don't laugh, but we used to call <androbot>, 'King of the Lava Divers.'"
— After dying by self blowing up with a weapon or falling

"You don't EVER touch a lady like that. You hear me?"
"Now aren't you the tough ~one."
— After dying by gauntlet

"Fastball, low and across the plate! She's outta there!"
"That ~one hits you before you hear it. Ouch!"
— After dying by railgun

"Ow. Really."
— After dying by BFG

"Tactical nukes make poor neighbors."
"Can't we all just get along?"
"You'll hear from the neighborhood association about this one."
"That's a grand slam for the visitors."
"Well, my headache's gone now."
— After dying with Kamikaze

"Beginners luck... Again."
"Hmmmmm.I occasionally need to be reminded that I'm not immortal."
"Was that REALLY your best shot?"
"I ought to charge by the hour for this."
"So... you're up to what ... 3 frags an hour?"
— After dying, period

"Wooo! Looks like some new competition has moved into town."
"Oh my! Xaero look OUT!"
"<androbot> better keep an eye on his ~rear view mirror now."
"<femalebot> can't coast along on her good looks anymore."
"I'd say that this train is bound for glory."
"Sorry. I'm not much of a challenge."
— After dying (praise)

"I have a deep and abiding love for power tools."
"Explosive decompression works for me."
"Can I have the slug back? I'd like to have it bronzed."
"That ~one's out of the park."
— After fragging with railgun

"Oops. ~Don't know my own strength."
"Well, I am stronger than I look"
"If the glove don't fit... Looks like it fit. Heh."
"Whattayaknow, the batteries in that were still good."
— After fragging with gauntlet

"You have just been vaporized, <player>."
"Now that was a classic telefrag."
— After telefragging an opponent

"~Don't give up so easily. I'm tough, but not THAT tough."
"And you had so much to live for."
"I'm not cleaning that mess up."
— After witnessing someone else's suicide

"I told you to duck."
"Of course you don't have an ounce of brains in your head — they're all on the wall there."
"Easy frag."
"Wheee. I love fragging easy targets."
— After fragging, period

"Awesome. I never get to play with the big toys."
"Oh. You meant don't press THAT button."
"Sort of like a group telefrag."
"That was a blast!"
"Ugh. Someone call housekeeping."
— After using the Kamikaze item

"You blow up real pretty."
"Were you trying to give me an easy frag there, <player>?"
— After fragging someone (praise)

"Remember to take the training wheels off before you leave, <player>."
"What a coincidence. My grandmother said she whupped your behind just last week."
"There must be worse nicknames than 'Ol' Harmless.'"
"Any time you want to start the fight, just let me know."
"Big clue here. ~Don't quit your day job, <player>."
"How do you say '<list sort>' in <language>?"
"Huh. I was going to say something, but now my mind's a blank."
"Hope you're having fun."
"I told <androbot> that you're the ~one who dented his new <weapon>."
"When you see Doom, ask him why he never calls."
— Other

    Daemia 
"Daemia enters the Arena, stage left. You <adjective>s can all cower."
"I think I'm gonna like this place."
"Name's ~Daemia, and I'm hauling all of you in."
"<enemy>, I got a warrant for your destruction."
"<enemy>'s here again? What am I ... loser bait?"
"I love <map>!"
"Buenos Dias."
— After entering the match

"Better worlds to conquer than this <adjective> heaven."
"I got contracts to catch up on."
"Hasta la vista."
"Te hablo luego."
"Adios."
— Before leaving the match

"Do I make you <adjective>s nervous? If you are smart, you'd be nervous."
"It was a dark and rainy night in <map>. Suddenly, A shot rang out!"
— After a new match starts

"Ay de mi'! It smells like purgatory. Huele malo."
"Hmphh, <last placer>, looks like you've got a lot of work to do."
"You're so good, <first placer>, we're promoting you to Xaero's punching bag."
"As far as I'm concerned, you're all a bunch of numbers and I'm about to win the lottery."
— When not placed first or last in the results screen

"Superior training, superior tactics, superior everything."
"I'm surprised ... that it took me so long."
"And just how many times did you fall for the 'your-shoes-are-untied' bit, eh <last placer>?"
"Do I have to lead you around by the nose, <last placer>? If you had ~one left, I mean."
"La venganza es dulce."
"Te gane'."
— When placed first in the results screen

"Caramba! When did hell freeze over?"
"Look at you <adjective>s! Now I know what's below the bottom of the barrel!"
"Ay de mi'! This is a very bad thing. Que' malo."
"Me ganaste, <first placer>."
"Este el fin."
— When placed last in the results screen

"If you're shooting, you're not listening."
"~Jerk!"
"I spit on you, <player>!"
— After being hit while chatting

"Ow! ~Don't make me come over there, <player>."
"You are SO gonna wish you could take that back."
"I was gonna go easy on you ... but no more, ~jerk."
"Score ~one for <player>. We'll put that on <player>'s tombstone."
"Gracias, <player>. I had an itch I couldn't reach there."
— After being hit but no dying

"Cha-ching!"
"That's like putting money in the bank."
"Keep running away, <player>. I can hit a moving target, no problem."
"I'm a pinball wizard, <adjective>."
"Es suficiente o quieres mas?"
"No lo creo."
— After hitting an opponent

"You could've knocked first, you know."
— After being telefragged

"Caramba! I've just enrolled in the WILE E. School of Stupidity."
"It's not how you fall, <player>. It's how you land that coun ... "
"No, ~jerk, I can't see my house from up there."
— After dying by falling

"To me, Hell is like tropic resort. A vacation."
"No big deal. I had that stuff in my back yard."
— After dying by lava

"At least the goo that killed me was brighter than <player>."
"Revenge of the lime gelatin."
"The slime, he reminds me of my ex-husband, only cuter."
— After dying by slime

"Well, this pool's going to need a good brushing down."
"You could've marked the deep end, <player>."
"Ay chihuahua! ... and my gear's dry-clean only. Figures."
— After dying by drowning

"You know you're getting too old for this when ..."
"Someone had to do it. I was getting tired of you being last every time, <last placer>."
"Madre de dios!"
"Ay chihuahua!"
— After dying by self blowing up with a weapon or falling

"Scratch a little lower, <player>."
"I ~don't do 'patty-cake' on a first date, ~jerk."
— After dying by gauntlet

"Way to go, <adjective>. Let's get us a 'pic-a-nic' basket and go camping."
"How did you fire that thing? Chickens don't got fingers."
— After dying by railgun

"It's not how big your gun is ~jerk ... well, maybe for you it is."
"No skill needed there <player>."
"You liked that, si?"
— After dying by BFG

"Madre de Dios!"
"Caramba! You sure know how to impress a girl."
"I bet you don't get invited to many parties, <player>."
"So those weren't flying toasters after all."
"So, <player>. I see you are now buying the large economy cans of Whoop-Ass."
— After dying with Kamikaze

"You got me because I aimed for your brain, <player>. Impossible shot."
"Te veo en el infierno!"
"Asi' se hace!"
— After dying, period

"You're all right, <player>. You just might be around for a while."
"Nice job, <player>. Maybe next time, they let you carry a real gun."
"Ay caramba! You do that pretty good, <player>."
— After dying (praise)

"Train leaving on track ~four! All aboard!"
"Splat. Nothing to take back for a bounty."
"Orale!"
"Me gusta asi!"
— After fragging with railgun

"Give me that! You'll hurt someone with it."
"Coochie-coochie-coo!"
"Es suficiente castigo?"
— After fragging with gauntlet

"You know when those little hairs on the back of your neck stand up ..."
"Did you eat something that didn't agree with you, <player>?"
"Con ganas!"
":->"
— After telefragging an opponent

"Well, I can see you don't need me, <player>."
"Typical low-life. Always looking for the easy way out."
"You really shouldn't look down the barrel to see if it's loaded."
— After witnessing someone else's suicide

"~Don't worry, that toe tag will let your mommy know who you are."
"Who's your Mommy?"
"It's never too late for a change of career, <player>."
"Trust me when I say this: '<player>, you suck.'"
"Te das por vencido <player>"
"Te gane'."
— After fragging, period

"Awesome. I never get to play with the big toys."
"Oh. You meant don't press THAT button."
"Sort of like a group telefrag."
"That was a blast!"
"Ugh. Someone call housekeeping."
— After using the Kamikaze item

"Well <player>, you move better than a mannequin. There's that."
"You did your best, <player>,...that's what should really bother you."
"Bueno! I didn't hear you whine once when I killed you, <player>!"
"Gracias! You die pretty good for a <adjective>."
— After fragging someone (praise)

"<enemy>, anyone ever mistake you for someone dangerous?"
"So, <player> is supposed to be the best. Yeah, sure."
"Is that your face, <player>, or are you mooning me?"
"Hey, <player>, I'm salt and you're a slug. Bad combination."
"Let me guess, <player>. You ate a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?"
"So you got brain damage, <player>? Looks like an improvement to me."
"El mas fuerte no es siempre el mejor"
"El que rie de ultimo rie mejor."
"The bounty on <player> is worth the extra effort."
"See the universe. Frag interesting people."
"I'm hauling all you, <adjective>s in."
"Hey, <player>. Your Mom did a great job dressing you this morning."
"Medic! Quick! I'm laughing so hard I'm choking."
"Orale!"
— Other

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"Heh. There's rats in here... big ones."
"I keep going 'round in circles ... no escape."
"I can run <level> in the dark."
"You demons don't stand a chance against me."
"You just haven't learned yet, have you?"
"Dooooooooooommmmmmmmm!"
"Didn't think I'd be fighting cheerleaders."
"The <level>? Hey I think I left <random enemy>'s spleen in here last time!"
— After entering the match

"Job's done here. Gotta move on... too many demons..."
"All roads lead to hell. Every last ~one of 'em."
"I'm history! And <random enemy> can kiss my ammo belt."
— Before leaving the match

"Get the reporters out o' here, this ain't gonna be pretty!"
"Too many in here! Get out, <random enemy>! Run while you can!"
"Aaaaarrrggghhh!"
"Destruction and turmoil are my companions."
— After a new match starts

"Turn up the heat! Not good enough! Never friggin' good enough!"
"This isn't the end. I'll be back to finish what I started."
"Over? I haven't found the blue key card yet!"
"Now that we feel all nice and cozy, I'll turn up the heat."
"Listen up and listen good, I don't do mediocre."
"<first placer> in first? Send me back to boot camp."
— When not placed first or last in the results screen

"Do I always have to take the lead?"
"I've been to hell... you toads are nothing!"
"You hear her, <last placer>? The fat lady's singing for you."
"They all die! Isn't that enough! How many more will be thrown at me?"
"Mission accomplished. Start singing, fat lady."
"Cue the fat lady. It's about to be over."
"Awwww. Looks like <last placer> needs a big hug."
"<random enemy>, go give <last placer> some tissue to wipe those tears."
— When placed first in the results screen

"I was last once before, and a whole planet paid the price."
"Well lets see who's in first place after I tear <first placer>'s head off!"
"I fear that my lesson is being lost on you, <first placer>."
— When placed last in the results screen

"A cheap shot, <shooter>. You don't win a match with cheap shots."
"If you so much as point that <weapon> in my direction again, <shooter>, you're gonna eat it."
"That's a cheap shot, <shooter>. You don't win matches that way."
"Well, so much for being sociable."
— After being hit while chatting

"That's it, <shooter>. Try aiming next time and you may actually kill someone."
"An attack on me is an attack on humankind. You won't be missed, <shooter>."
"<shooter>, that <weapon> is going to look great sticking out of your ear."
"That's it soldier. Try aiming next time and you may actually kill someone."
"Your technique reminds me of a story, <shooter>. A short dull ~one."
"I've taken more damage from flying body parts."
"Stimpack! Must have stimpack!"
— After being hit but no dying

"Well are you just going to stand there <enemy>? Do something."
"Take it as a warning to quit, <enemy>. Run away! Do you hear?"
"The initial incision seems to create my favorite reactions."
"Nothing like a good flesh wound. Stirs the soul doesn't it?"
"For just a moment, your sweet screams of agony made the voices stop."
"I'm the surgeon and this is my operating table. Will the bodies ever stop?"
— After hitting an opponent

"I warned 'em all. I told 'em to split. Guess <enemy> listened."
"Is this some kind of trick, <enemy>."
"More proof of demonic infiltration!"
— After being telefragged

"The ground makes an unfriendly pillow."
"It's a dream...Im falling, falling...yeeaaarghhh!"
"What a waste of a perfectly good pair of legs."
— After dying by falling

"So it's fire and brimstone is it?"
"I've been to hell once ... kinda felt like this."
— After dying by lava

"Nothing like croaking in a puddle of demon snot!"
"shouldn't this stuff be in barrels!?!"
"Somebody went outta their way to make this feel like home."
— After dying by slime

"Peace, but it's only a temporary reprieve."
"Mmmmm. Bionic sushi."
"Guess I won't make the swim team."
"You think falling in this little puddle will stop me?"
— After dying by drowning

"The awful irony! To survive demons and go out like this."
"Just be glad I didn't take you with me, <enemy>."
"I'm the last... I know I am. It's over now."
"The only ~one who can really beat me is... me!"
"I just felt like it... that's why!"
— After dying by self blowing up with a weapon or falling

"They had cold hands, too. So cold."
"I didn't think you were strong enough to lay a glove on me."
"Hail to the Gloved ~One."
"Your mama slaps harder than that, <enemy>."
— After dying by gauntlet

"In a recent study, maggots were ranked higher than campers."
"Heh, I never heard it. I thought I would hear it..."
"That rang my chimes!"
— After dying by railgun

"The rain of destruction. It doesn't stop!"
"Hey, <enemy>. The <weapon> is a big kid's toy! Put it down!"
"Funny what <enemy> can do when a gun misfires."
"That toy ain't no BFG."
— After dying by BFG

"And they call me crazy..."
"Oh the humanity ...."
"That's one way to perform an exorcism."
"That thing leaves a crater the size of <place>."
"I smell Hellrot at work in this."
— After dying with Kamikaze

"You think this scrape evens the score? Guess again!"
"The implications of what you have just done are staggering, <enemy>."
"Yeah, take my time... pull out your intestines ~one foot at a tug."
"You just gave me some needed rest!"
"I'm gonna pull out your bowels, <enemy>!"
"I AM THE DESTROYER!!"
— After dying, period

"You and your <weapon> win this round, fiend face. Enjoy it while it lasts."
"Take a moment to reflect on your accomplishment, <enemy>."
"D 2 DM 1! I thought you looked familiar, <enemy>!"
— After dying (praise)

"Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. Swiss cheese."
"Sssh. Say nothing, just lie down."
"Ker-splattttt!"
"Fore!!!"
"That's what I call a 'round peg in a square hole.'"
— After fragging with railgun

"It's better this way. No gore. No body parts lying... everywhere."
"I think I have some of your face stuck to my glove, <enemy>!"
"Need... Berserk Pack... must... have... Berserk Pack!"
"Bwahahahahahaha!"
"I can't get enough of this!"
"Groovy!"
"This will do just fine 'til I get me a chainsaw."
— After fragging with gauntlet

"Too many all together... crowded with demons and rotting dead!"
"Thats what <enemy> gets for being such a hot head."
"MMMMM... leftovers again!"
"I love my work!"
— After telefragging an opponent

"Hahahahahaha!"
"Pretty colors! Do that again!"
"You think that put me in a better mood? Well, yeah."
— After witnessing someone else committing suicide

"An endless row of graves...too many to put the names on."
"You were there, on Phobos. I saw you running away. I found you now."
"Brainless moro... oops... wait I CAN see your brain, <enemy>!"
"Hahahahahah ... I just love my job!"
"I regret that <enemy> only has ~one life to give for my country."
"~Don't worry. folks. <enemy> won't do that again. <enemy> doesn't have the guts!"
"That's ~one way to wipe the smile off someone's face."
"Kiss my ammo belt."
— After fragging, period

"You and your little dog Toto too!"
"Messy, but very effective."
"I coulda used me one these a looooong time ago."
"Baby! Where have you been all my life?"
"Hahahahahahaha! I think I got me a new girlfriend!"
"So ... beautiful ... "
— After using the Kamikaze item

"I'll keep your skull as a trophy, <enemy>. No brains to dirty it up."
"You did good <enemy>... sure... you can believe that if it helps."
— After fragging someone (praise)

"You let them die, <enemy>! That's why I hate you!"
"I know why you are all here today... no ~one will miss you."
"'Kill more' the voice said and 'hurt them.' The voices don't like you!"
"<player> screams louder than a school girl."
"<enemy> has an odd fascination with the pavement."
"'<random enemy> loses in <level>. Perfect for your tombstone, <enemy>!"
"They died in my arms. So many lost friends...but they're with me now."
"He cried, you know. Said he didn't want to die. Then he did."
"Get out of me! Oh, they won't shut up!"
"The blood! Too much! <level>'s starting to look familiar."
"Join the ~Marines, see the universe... geez."
"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me, <random enemy>."
"So, <random enemy>. Why ~don't we frag the <random enemy>s, then duel it out?"
"Everybody stop persecuting me!?"
"Where's the freakin' red key card?"
"So, <random enemy>. How many <weapon>s do you need anyways?"
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    Keel 

After entering the match

"Where am I? This doesn't look like Subic 3."
"You don't seriously think you can beat me."
"Time to show you a new level of pain."
"I trained in a place just like <level>."
"Ahhh, my old nemesis, <enemy>. We meet again."

Before leaving the match

"I do not terminate civilians."
"Incoming transmission. Return to HQ."
"Do not expect me to go easy on you when I return."

After a new match starts

"No Commonwealth colors? That makes <enemy> the enemy."
"Obviously this mission calls for a professional."

When not placed first or last in the results screen

"These cybronic enhancements are slowing me down."
"Next time, <first placer>, I'll break your neck with my own hands."

When placed first in the results screen

"Give up, <last placer>. I was designed for combat."
"I hate dealing with amateurs."
"Mission objective accomplished. Awaiting further instructions."

When placed last in the results screen

"I think I'm ready for the scrap heap."
"Somebody get me to a body shop. Too many dents this time."
"They should have let me die a ~hero on Subic 3."
"I'm ready for that oil change now."

After being hit while chatting

"Okay, ~hero. From now on it's no holds barred."
"Okay, <enemy>. From now on it's no holds barred."
"To fight and die without honor is the saddest death of all."
"I ain't letting up on you 'til you squish, <enemy>."

After being hit but no dying

"You little puke, you're gonna need a bigger gun."
"Hey ... they told me this armor was bulletproof."
"That which don't kill me ... "
"Nice shot, <enemy>. Now watch a professional in action."
"~Ho ~ho ~ho, <enemy>. You're just making the final payback sweeter."

After hitting an opponent

"Hurts, ~don't it?"
"Obviously my human feelings are spoiling my aim."
"I'm going to swab the floor with your bloody carcass, <enemy>."
"Frag is short for fragment ... see the little <enemy> fragment on the deck?"

After being telefragged

"That's murder on the cybronics."
"Yow! That some kind of EMP you hit me with, <enemy>?"

After dying by falling

"That's what they forgot to build in ... booster rockets."
"Could've made it if I landed on the cyborg part. Figures."
"All this armor ... and I go and land on my head."

After dying by lava

"System meltdown imminent ... I wonder if the part that eats will survive."
"At last I am free of this lie."
"Someone oughtta bottle this hot sauce."

After dying by slime

"That don't look like no hot wax dip."

After dying by drowning

"Great, all this technology and they forget the waterproofing."
"Break out the rust remover. I'm gonna need it."

After dying by self blowing up with a weapon or falling

"Aarrrgh. Friggin' computer glitches."
"They must have programmed me in DOS."
"Triple redundancy in everything except common sense."
"Stink!! My onboard computer just lagged me out."

After dying by gauntlet

"You shorted out my systems, <enemy>!"
"That was ~one heck of dent you left, <enemy>!"
"Terminal tickling ... what a way to go."

After dying by railgun

"Come out, <enemy>, and fight like Special Forces."
"Coward! Face me man to... ummm... man."
"At least you ain't a camping BFG scumbag."

After dying by BFG

"That will do a number on your ego."
"'Scuse me while I go raid a used car lot for replacement parts."

After dying with Kamikaze

"Man! Just my luck to be a ground zero at a gas-passin' contest."
"That fried me right down to the circuit boards."
"Be the BFG Danny!"
"This Tin Man is gonna call an airstrike in on your sorry butt, <enemy>."
"~Ain't they outlawed them things yet?"
"I am truly humbled to be in the presence of such skill ... ~loser."
"You gotta lay off the beans <enemy>."

After dying, period

"Your mother, <enemy>. She as ugly as you?"
"Laugh while you can, gerbil-brain. I'll be back."
"I see that mail-order degree you earned is finally paying off, <enemy>."

After dying (praise)

"You are a testament. Courage and heart can overcome the machine."
"A toast to <enemy>. Well done."

After fragging with railgun

"I could do that at 1,000 meters in a high wind."

After fragging with gauntlet

"I just wanted to look you in the eyes, <enemy>, while you die."

After telefragging an opponent

"<enemy>! Your rent is overdue."
"Candygram!!"

After commiting suicide

"Feh. You ain't worth putting back together."
"They could rebuild you, <enemy>, but they all outta 'stupid' parts."

After fragging, period

"I see no honor in this."
"Remember, <enemy>, practice makes perfect."

After using the Kamikaze item

"Special delivery for, <enemy>. You gonna sign for it?"
"Anybody else hungry?"
"Yeah, I forgot to put that Death Wish thingie on my resume."
"Can you say 'Nuclear Devastation?' I knew that you could."
"That's the cabbage and beans talking."
"I thought those servos was overheatin'"

After fragging someone (praise)

"For a moment <enemy>, I thought you might actually win ... NOT."
"I think I'll donate your body to science, <enemy>."

Other

"Come on, Alice! fight!"
"Do you smell something? <enemy>, maybe? Peeee-YEW!"
"This tin man's got his heart. But I think that <enemy> the scarecrow is missing some brains."
"I know cowards when I can't see 'em."
"Anybody got an oil can?"
"Sometimes, I imagine I got <liquid> runnin' in my hydraulics."
"I really could go for an order of Buffalo Wings."
"I really could go for an order of <food>."

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After entering the match

"Pi has been summoned to be your death today, <player>"
"Beware <player>. Pi's skill is endless does not repeat itself."
"Let it begin."

Before leaving the match

"This is not ending, only change of direction."
"The circle will come about and with it, Pi will return."

After a new match starts

"We begin ... NOW!"
"We come about full circle again."
"All variables are equal once again. Victory favors Pi."

When not placed first or last in the results screen

"Today Pi was unequal to challenge. Tomorrow will care for itself."
"Your techniques warrant future study, <first placer>."
"Pi lives for challenge. Another match?"
"Again. My mistakes will not be repeated."

When placed first in the results screen

"The circle turns, crushing all before it."
"Combat is my religion. Victory, my Paradise."
"You accept defeat far too well, <last placer>."
"Defeat clings to you like lover, <last placer>."
"Defeat loves you well, <last placer>."

When placed last in the results screen

"I will think on my mistakes. This will not happen again."
"Defeat tastes of ashes and bile. It is not good taste."
"My hatred, I will store away until next we meet."
"Hail, <first placer>. You have earned my respect."

After being hit while chatting

"There are no rules. Only Victory or Defeat."
"My mistake. To talk is to die."
"Well shot, <shooter>."

After being hit but no dying

"Your mistake, <shooter>. You let me live."
"For shame, <shooter>. You led me to believe you had bigger gun."
"You waste shot, <shooter>."

After hitting an opponent

"Pi has miscalculated. You live this time."
"That was a tracer round."
"Bah. Pi thinks you have no vital organs."
"No matter. I am just practicing that time."

After being telefragged

"I am breathless. Was it good for you also, <fragger>?"
"Once this happens and I respawn with a big eyeball for head."
"This is very hard on cybronic parts."

After dying by falling

"Pi makes crater like circle, yes?"
"Sometimes, ground is harder than Pi."
"Gravity can be very unkind to a girl."

After dying by lava

"Must remember to retune my pain sensors."
"Cooling system shutdown."
"Bah. Flesh is weak. If I am all metal this is not happening."

After dying by slime

"I do not think that green is my color."
"It feels like my batteries are leaking again."
"Ugh. It is vat of molten <enemy> goo."

After dying by drowning

"I curse this weak flesh. Air should not be necessary!"
"Cybronics do not float well."
"Air is for weaklings."

After dying by self blowing up with a weapon or falling

"A slight miscalculation."
"I think I experience error in my targeting computer."
"Pi killed self to deprive you of the pleasure, <enemy>."

After dying by gauntlet

"Strange. I feel no humiliation at this. I feel I should kick <enemy>'s butt."
"Luck is strong with you, <enemy>. But skill is not."

After dying by railgun

"So. You fear to face me in level combat, <enemy>."
"Hah. ~Xaero, you are not."
"How do you win when there is no rail gun?"

After dying by BFG

"It is good weapon, this BFG, yes?"
"All fair. No complaining when I do same to you."
"No skill there."
"I think you are compensating for something that is not so big."

After dying, period

"Hmmpf. I am not impressed, <enemy>."
"Shot in the back again. I should not expect more of you, <enemy>."
"Was cheap shot."
"You were best fighter at what, a school for little girls?"
"Bah. I have seen better moves in chess game."

After dying (praise)

"That was shot was worthy of my own skill, <enemy>."
"Bravo. Pi salutes you, <enemy>!"
"I am impressed. You are a warrior of many surprises, <enemy>."
"That was a move worthy of a champion, <enemy>. Are you sure it was yours?"

After fragging with railgun

"I am sniper, not camper."
"Was easy shot. My eye is zoom lens."
"I think am good shot with this weapon."

After fragging with gauntlet

"'Humiliation.' I think I am liking this word."
"You should not come within the radius of my touch, <enemy>."
"Some things require a woman's touch. A very, very hard touch."
"How very touching."

After telefragging an opponent

"Pi feels so very close to you now, <enemy>."
"Mmmm. That was linked into my pleasure circuits."
"Pi thinks you need faster processor, <enemy>."
"Hah! You are too slow again, <enemy>."

After commiting suicide

"I am confused, <enemy>. Is not purpose of match to kill other person?"
"You are doing comedy routine, <enemy>? That was big joke, yes?"
"If you are trying to help pi win, <enemy>, I am most grateful."

After fragging, period

"Pi is like kamikazee. Inside my kill radius, no one lives."
"We must do this again sometime ... after you have improved skill."
"I think you like this dying. You do so much of it."
"You must practice more, <enemy>. That was a very unprofessional death."
"Bah! I am needing more challenge to be arena lord."

After using the Kamikaze item

"Fear my diameter!"
"Pi does not recognize nuclear arms treaty. Treaties are for weak."
"If you cannot stand heat, stay out of kitchen."
"No skill, yes. But good for easy kill."
"Bah. That is not as satisfying as I had hoped."

After fragging someone (praise)

"We are good match, <enemy>. I am programmed to kill ... and you die so very well."
"Pi wishes for more opponents like you, <enemy>. You are easy to kill."

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""Do you know when my REAL opponent is supposed to arrive?""
""I do not think you have the radius to be here, <enemy>.""
"I have argument to settle with a 'hardcore' warrior. Do you know 'Anonymous'?"
"We are all points on the circumference of universe."
"This match is lacking challenge."

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    Slash 
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    Tank Jr. 
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