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Live-Action TV
"Sure, they may move around the box like a baby deer with a bazooka strapped to its back, but it's sure getting the job done."
— Chris Rose describing Glitch pursuant to its fight against Retrograde, Battlebots Glitch would go on to win this fight by a split judges' decision.
Video Games
"Who doesn't like machine guns? These little beauties fire over 100 rounds a minute, and even better, are so inaccurate you don't even need to try! Just pulling the trigger means somebody in the room will be lying in a pool of blood and tears!"
— The Penguin, Batman: Arkham City
Web Animation
"Let me guess? You put your ranks into damage, but not your accuracy? So you can destroy anything you hit, but you can't hit anything, can you?"
— Ben, Puffin Forest
Webcomics
"I... just missed a target the size of a small mountain... though, in fairness... mountains don't duck."
— Fructose Riboflavin, The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob!
