"-Maybe in Japan, having a little moustache like that makes you really cool.
-Somebody needs to tell them that over here, it means you're a math teacher."
-Somebody needs to tell them that over here, it means you're a math teacher."
"Only three kinds of people are allowed to use thick mustaches: porn stars, Freddie Mercury and Mario."
—Ralph magazine's review of Super Mario Galaxy
"Being a black woman in this country has made things a bit harder for me. Now, I can't change the way I look, nor would I want to. But you—you're young, you're white, you're male... Now, honey, why you wanna flush all that down the toilet by making yourself look like Freddie Mercury circa 1980?"
— Catherine Duke, NewsRadio
'"Don't know how Capt MacMillan never ordered Price's Dick Tickler neutralized..."
— John "Soap" MacTavish and his thoughts on Price's 'stache, Soap's Journal
Michael: Look at my police 'stache.
Gavin: He's basically wearing his badge right here.
Michael: Guess what, you didn't know. (holds finger across his upper lip) I'm a cop!
Gavin: He's basically wearing his badge right here.
Michael: Guess what, you didn't know. (holds finger across his upper lip) I'm a cop!
—Achievement Hunter, playing A Way Out
"Fourteen years pass, and we know this because Luis Fernando has grown a stunning 'stache that looks like it's made out of flat ironed pubic hairs."
"That's not just a mustache. That's a porn star relief pitcher."
— Nick, New Girl
