The Shooter's Ball's the main event, as everybody knows
Just a shame this year it came to such an early close
It seemed like it would last all night, at least from 6 to 6
But Miss White Phosphorous showed up and made us feel like dicks.
"We're not gonna kill Toriel, though. We're not killing anyone, don't worry, alright- oh- wha- uh- wha- uh- wha- WHAT? WHAAAT?!''