"The question with Lucy and the football was always whether, on some level, she believed the things she said."
"A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing every day without repeating himself."
— Charles M. Schulz
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
— Charlie Brown
"I love mankind. It's *people* I can't stand."
— Linus van Pelt
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
— Lucy van Pelt
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, 'Why me?' Then a voice answers, 'Nothing personal. Your name just happened to come up."
— Charlie Brown
"There are three things I've learned to never discuss with other people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin."
— Linus van Pelt
