"Ye've mastered a dead tongue, but can ye handle a live one?"
—Groundskeeper Willie, The Simpsons, "Treehouse of Horror VI" (Willie, as Freddy Krueger, says this before using his tongue to strangle Martin)
Beck rips out his tongue and ties it round her waist as a belt.
— Starship Hooters 3: Undresser
"Greetings, strangers to our world," she said, her foot-long tongue flicking sensuously. "I am the Kunni Lingus of Tribade Sixty-Nine. You are welcome here, especially if you are female and good in bed."
"Question Number Three: The average doggie tongue is: A. six inches long; B. twelve inches long; or C. easily mistaken for a freeway. [beat] C. easily mistaken for a freeway! Especially since Odie's nose looks like an off-ramp."
— "The First Annual Garfield Watchers Test", Garfield and Friends
