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Esteban: No one calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez a thief!
Zack: No one's got the time.

Dot: "I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third. But you can call me Dot."note 

Albert Andreas Armadillo: Now, I could tell you that Rafaella Gabriella and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla and Albert Andreas Armadillo found an aardvark, a kangaroo, and a rhinoceros, and now that aardvark and that kangaroo and that rhinoceros belong respectively to Rafaella Gabriella Sarsaparilla and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla and Albert Andreas Armadillo. Whew! Because of pronouns, I can say it this way: WE found THEM and THEY found US and now THEY are OURS and WE'RE so happy! THANK YOU, PRONOUNS!!!

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Wakko (singing): "Ist das nicht Otto von Schnitzelpusskrankengescheitmeyer?"
Yakko and Dot (singing): "Ja, das ist Otto von Schnitzelpusskrankengescheitmeyer!"
Yakko and Dot (singing): "Ja, das ist ein incredibly long name to have to try and say!"

"My name is Pablo Diego Jose Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! Back. To. You. Bob."
Pablo Picasso, Epic Rap Battles of History

"I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobella Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andre Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third. Don't hesitate to call."
Vash the Stampede. Trigun

"I...will always be by your side. So take care...Jugem-Jugem Shit-Throwing Machine Shin-chan's Day Before Yesterday Underwear Shinpachi's Life Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider One-Thirds Pure Feeling Two-Thirds Worried-Over-a-Hangnail Feeling Though Betrayal Knows My Name I Know The Unknown, The Cuttlefish Tastes Kind Of Different Than It Did Last Time Because It Was Caught Near The Pond And Served With Oil From A Hoofed Mammal, pepepepepepepepepepepepe Runny Diarrhea."
Kyuubei, to her pet ape

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"God damn! Who goes around with six names?!"

Ulla: My name is Ulla Inga tor Hansen Benson Yansen Tallen Hallen Svaden Swanson.
Max: What's your first name?
Ulla: That was my first name. Would you like to hear my last name?
Max: We don't have the time.

But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats. Why is it, that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplendenschlittercrasscrenbonfrieddiggerdingledangledongledunglebursteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolensic-granderknottyspelltinklegrandlichgrumblemeyerspelterwasserkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagengutenabendbitteeinnürnburgerbratwustleger-spurtenmitzweimacheluberhundsfutgumberabershönedankerkalbsfleischmittleraucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

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Cassandra: Get on with it!
Announcer: Pentaghast.

'He is in fact she,' said Lord Vetinari. He glanced down at his paperwork. 'Salacia Deloresista Amanita Trigestatra Zeldana Malifee...' he paused, turned over several pages, and said, 'I think we can skip some of these, but they end "von Humpeding".'

'I, Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus... this, that and the other...'

"Girl! I just got off the phone with Ashawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandralaquishabanishatishabufontrellaniquandrea, and she told me how she saw Darrell fuckin' some other lady!"

Fung : My brother was kidnapped by Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow!
Po : Sung Jong Jai Kai Chow?
Fung : Jong Sung Jai Kai Chow
Po : Sung Jong Jai Kai Chow
Fung : Jong Sung...
Po : ...Jai Kai
Fung : ...Chow (Laughs). If I don't rescue him soon he's a goner!

Kitten: Are you sure about that?
Magnus: Why yes. Yes I am.
Kitten: I mean, reeeeeally sure?
Magnus: Yes. Tell me your full name.
Kitten: Well, all right then. Here goes:
(INTERMISSION)
Kitten: -Goldielocks-Sunshine-Graham-Corncob-Thomps-
Magnus: STOP! Stop! Stop. Stoooooop. I told you to tell me your name, not a bunch of... derogatory sobriquets.
Kitten: You told me to tell you my full name, and so I am. I presume you forgot the fact that us Custodians earn names as recognition for mighty deeds. Or perhaps you've just assumed I've lived the uneventful life of an armored housemaid. Nevertheless we're only halfway through, so if you want to be done today you should let me continue.

"What's your name?" she asked.
"Kaaltediinjdahya lel Kahguyaht aj Dinso."
She stared at him, then sighed, and shook her head.
"Jdahya," he said.

Brian: There she is. The wealthiest heiress in all of Newport. The holy grail for guys like us.
Stewie: Who is she?
Brian: That's Margaret Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt von Trapp wykenhamp Hearst Montgomery Rothchild Johnson-&-Johnson Twillsworth Dolce Gabana Von Zweiger Second-Montgomery de la Roche Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Beuren Butterworth Howimetyourmother Wrigley Louis-Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes Higbee Winthrop Chanel Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel-6 Fairchild Brook Pritzker Davenport von Stolenmontypython Ellisworth Astin Martin Haverbrook Ziff Launder Hilton DuPont Kinkaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlborough Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Van Dyke Third-Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chadsworth Bigleaguechew Chesterfield Kensington Boothbishop Longbottom Nottingham Meisterburger Burgermeister Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis.
Stewie: (gasp) My God! You mean the heir to the Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt von Trapp Wykenhamp Hearst Montgomery Rothchild Johnson-&-Johnson Twillsworth Dolce Gabana Von Zweiger Second-Montgomery de la Roche Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Beuren Butterworth Howimetyourmother Wrigley Louis-Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes Higbee Winthrop Chanel Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel-6 Fairchild Brook Pritzker Davenport von Stolenmontypython Ellisworth Astin Martin Haverbrook Ziff Launder Hilton DuPont Kinkaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlborough Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Van Dyke Third-Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chadsworth Bigleaguechew Chesterfield Kensington Boothbishop Longbottom Nottingham Meisterburger Burgermeister Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis fortune?!
Brian: Exactly! She goes by "Pip".
Family Guy, "Con Heiress"

Doctor: One more thing. Your name.
Romana: What about my name?
Doctor: It's too long. By the time I've called "look out..." What's your name again?
Romana: Romanadvoratrelundar.
Doctor: By the time I've called that out, you could be dead. I'll call you Romana.
Romana: I don't like Romana.
Doctor: It's either Romana or Fred.
Romana: Alright, call me Fred.
Doctor: Good. Come on Romana.

Ga'ran: Ms. Fey?
Maya: Y-yes?
Ga'ran: Do you know my husband's name?
Maya: It was, umm..."Inga Karkhuul Khura'in"...right?
Ga'ran: That is correct, in part. But there's more. Much more. Inga Karkhuul Haw'kohd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi Iz Khura'in III. That is his true name.
Apollo: Could it be any longer...?
Ga'ran: Due to its length, only a portion of it was ever made public.

"I'd rather drink poison. My name is already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. Lord knows it's long enough without Nahasa-peeta-pata-whatever."
— Selma Bouvier, The Simpsons

I Don't Know How I Didn't Realize I Had To Twist The Joystick To Play Pole Position I Was Just A Kid Leave Me Alone: I hate my parents.

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