GWAHAHA! There's no way Mario can make it through this castle now that I've upgraded it with Banzai Bills!
But I've been overconfident before, so I should probably find some poor sap to test it on.
Don't put that part in the job posting.
But I've been overconfident before, so I should probably find some poor sap to test it on.
Don't put that part in the job posting.
— "Banzai Bill Chase Scene" level description, Super Mario Maker 2
Alfheim
Choose from one of nine fairy races and learn valuable life lessons like sharing, table manners, and aerial combat supremacy.!
In the skies of Marshmallow Island™, children will make lifelong friends with their fellow fairies, or lay them to waste with the game's intricate spellcraft system.
Also, coloring!
Get ready for a world of Learn-venture™ as you make your way through nine amazing biomes like forest, desert, cave, another forest, and circus!
Alright sir. That's about the most positive write-up I can think of for back-of-box stuff. Considering the game has been the biggest soul-sucking shitshow of my career, I think this sells it pretty well!
But at least it's all over now. I can finally get back home and sleep in my own bed again! A bed that is now empty because DEBRA LEFT ME! SHE TOOK THE KIDS, MAN!
But what the fuck ever. Can you just look this over and get back to me with any changes/corrections ASAP? I just wanna wash my hands of this weeping anal fissure of a "game."
Choose from one of nine fairy races and learn valuable life lessons like sharing, table manners, and aerial combat supremacy.!
In the skies of Marshmallow Island™, children will make lifelong friends with their fellow fairies, or lay them to waste with the game's intricate spellcraft system.
Also, coloring!
Get ready for a world of Learn-venture™ as you make your way through nine amazing biomes like forest, desert, cave, another forest, and circus!
Alright sir. That's about the most positive write-up I can think of for back-of-box stuff. Considering the game has been the biggest soul-sucking shitshow of my career, I think this sells it pretty well!
But at least it's all over now. I can finally get back home and sleep in my own bed again! A bed that is now empty because DEBRA LEFT ME! SHE TOOK THE KIDS, MAN!
But what the fuck ever. Can you just look this over and get back to me with any changes/corrections ASAP? I just wanna wash my hands of this weeping anal fissure of a "game."
— Alfheim Online game box, Sword Art Online Abridged
Hespera: "Dear Daughters of Atlas. Violence is not the answer." "Oh, great first sentence!" "Thanks, Darla." "We'd like to make a trade. We'll give up our powers if you give us Freddy". "Add unharmed or they're gonna monkey's paw you." "Smart, Eugene. Steve, add unharmed." "Then, like "yours tru-", no, "sincerely", "best", maybe just "signed, The Champions"." "Should we proofread it?" "Nah, Steve doesn't make mistakes, just writes what you say." "Great, I feel good about this." "Me too." "Anyone else want a Gatorade?" "Do we have red?"
Kalypso: What is this Gatorade?
Kalypso: What is this Gatorade?
— Hespera and Kalypso trying to understand the mess that is Steve's "letter", SHAZAM! Fury of the Gods
