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<Quizical[GSF]> I am considering changing all the voice files in Half-Life to wavs of women orgasming
<TheMaestro> hehe
<Doc|KillinReds> HAHAHAHA
<Quizical[GSF]> I'd never stop using the scientists
<TheMaestro> hahahah
<Doc|KillinReds> Hell the first 15 minute of the game would be crazy
<TheMaestro> ALRIGHT, I GOT THE SHOTGUN! DIE HEADCRAB! OHH, UHH, OHHH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHH
<Quizical[GSF]> "We might stand a better chance if we OHHH! OOHH GOD! OOHH GOD YES!"
<Spankz> It'd be pretty damn hilarous, considering the lip synching software would cause moments when the scientits would just open up like goatse.
bash.org, quote #153819

"That Carla Faye Tucker? She sat at her trial, she stabbed her victim thirty-nine times, and each time, climaxed sexually. That's the nice thing about being a lady. I mean, if I wanted to have thirty-nine stabbing-climaxes, I'd have to keep the victim alive for a month and a half!"

(Yan-Min makes orgasmic scream while activating Reillei)
Takeru: (blushing, with nosebleed) "The whip's going in her body!"

"STOP! HAVING! ORGASMS! WHILE! I! AM! DEFEATING! YOU!"
Sooni, repeatedly kicking Mackenzie while she is on the ground, Tales of MU

"You call that fighting? All I heard was moaning and heavy breathing! Don't you have any shame?!"
Homura, Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus

Archibald: I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming! I'm coming!
Friend: What the hell is that?
Player: Oh, I'm playing a game. I played five "Archibald Arrives" cards and that's just the voice clip he does.
Friend: Okay, that—
Archibald: Oooo-ahhhhh!
Friend: And that?
Player: That's his damage sound.
Archibald: I'm finished.
Player: That's a defeat quote.
Archibald: Are you satisfied now?
Player: It's a cutscene now...


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