"Aww, they took my freakin' kidney!" "I need replacement parts."
Count Olaf: "...When I awoke, I discovered they had stolen my kidneys!"
Hey, it says "gullible" on the ceiling. Guy 2:
(looks up, notices it
) Oh, so it doe— (looks down, Guy 1 has his lungs
) Oh, you stole my lungs
If a man only needs one kidney to survive, why does this story terrify us so? We are always taught to live with what we have and be content with what we own. The body is a remarkably resilient thing, your body even more so
IRIS: "To finish analyzing your personal history, please authorize me to read your social media feeds and personal information metadata."
! I knew it. This is
some kinda scam. I'm going to wake up in a bathtub of ice, missing a kidney!"
"What have you done with Spock's brain?!"
"You've, uh, you've really stolen my heart... but I've got your kidney!
"'Better out than in' doesn't apply to organs!
"Congratulations. You're now the new proud of owner of 7 hearts, 14 kidneys, 7 livers, 14 lungs, and 14 corneas. Some disassembly required."
— Human trafficker
, Batwoman (2019)
, "If You Believe In Me I'll Believe In You"
" I'm the monster, I'm the villain
What perfection, what precision!
Keen incisions, I deliver
Unscathed organs, I deliver
Repossession, I deliver
I'm the Repo! Legal assassin!"
"I remember, I dismember
'Cause the claims medic gives no anesthetic
90 days delinquent gets ya' repo treatment
I'm the masked horror on your street corner
Make your mama mourn ya
I'm the Night Surgeon!"