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"Every day I live with this and save the world a hundred times over! But I made ONE mistake — ONE MISTAKE!!! Years ago! And it's all any of you will remember me for — All you ever say about me!
— Hank Pym
, Secret Empire #4
, in response to Iron Man bringing up the time he slapped his wife.
Starlight Glimmer: There hasn't been an election here for years?!
Films — Animated
Hiro: Wait, Go Go? Honey Lemon? Wasabi?
I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time people! One! Time!
Buzz Lightyear: And did [Woody] give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Mr. Potato Head:
Oh, you had to bring that
Films — Live-Action
If a man builds a thousand bridges and sucks one dick, they don't call him a bridge-builder — they call him a cocksucker.
— Vince Boudreau, Play it to the Bone
Reverend Eric Fitzhugh:
Am I never to be forgiven for one moment of weakness? Sir Malcolm Baxter:
According to our latest census you've had at least fourteen moments of weakness, Eric.
: Shit! Steve
: Wait a second, no one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "language"? Steve
: I know! Just slipped out.
: And for gosh sake, watch your language! Steve
: That's not going away anytime soon...
A young man is walking through a small village one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old man, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, "Hey old timer, why the long face?" The old man looks at him and points out the window, "See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me McGregor the dockbuilder? No, no." The old man continued, "And see that ship out there? I've been fishing these waters for my village for thirty-five years! But do they call me McGregor the fisherman? No, no." The old man continued, "And see all the crops in the farms out there? I planted and have been farming those crops for my village for nearly 45 years! But do they call me McGregor the farmer? No, no." The old man starts to cry again, "But you fuck one sheep...
You use undead goats one
time and nobody ever lets it go.
I've killed all kinda folks, just about every way you can. Rich, poor, guilty, innocent, by hand, by blade, by gun. Burn just one guy to death? They call you "Matches" for the rest of your days. Life's funny, isn't it?
— Patrick "Matches" Malone
You shoot one dog
in this country...
I want you to give the order to run away. Those words. "Run away." I want you to be famous for those exact words
. I want people to call you Colonel Run-Away. I want children laughing outside your door 'cos they've found the house of Colonel Run-Away. And when people come to you and ask you if trying to get to me through THE PEOPLE I LOVE!! [visibly collects himself]
Is in any way a good idea... I want you to tell them your name.
— The Doctor
, Doctor Who
, "A Good Man Goes to War"
I'd been a serial killer
for four years, but they'd never given me a nickname. Then you bite one guy
on the arse, and suddenly you're 'The Buttmuncher.'
Say my name in these parts, and you'll get a vacant stare
Until you mention tigers, or spotted underwear!
Always remember that you're a gun slut, and you will never be clean.
Johnny Cage: Grandma Carlton told you my secret?
Cassie Cage: *snicker* 'Johnny Pee-Pants'?
I had one accident! One!
Ever since you called me a 'freaky fish guy', I haven't been able to escape it! All over the world people see me and shout, "Hey, it's that freaky fish guy! Wanna throw a harpoon at us, Freaky Fish Guy?". And all because I once
threw a harpoon at somebody. Does that mean that I deserve
being labelled a 'Freaky Fish Guy'!? ...It's not like I make a habit out of it.
: Play the video in 3... 2... 1... and play. [video starts]
So fake cancer, you fell for that, really? ProtonJon: Oh, for fuck's sake!
: (booming voice
) FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAY DORMANT! WHO HAS DISTURBED MY Goku:
Hey, best buddy! Vegeta:
) Oh, it's you
. Explain, idiot. Trunks:
No, no, no! Goku:
We found three more Androids. Trunks:
) Dammit! Vegeta: Three whole Androids
, huh? Pretty sure that makes eight
. Hmm, never letting the boy live this one down.
No one ever lets me forget the time I wouldn't come out of a tunnel in case the rain spoiled my paint.
Mickey, she took our puppies! Cruella:
One movie and you're labelled for life!
: Let's try to remember Krusty not as a hardened criminal, but as that lovable jester who honked his horn and puttered around in his little car. Bart:
And shot you out of a cannon. Sideshow Bob
: (bitterly) ...And shot me out of a cannon. Yes, we will never
forget that, will we?
Then let's just say, I don't care what people think of me anymore. Bart:
You mean up until now you did care? Then why did you wear that tutu to school last week? Milhouse:
What about all the times I didn't
wear a tutu? Nobody ever brings those
All I'm saying is, maybe Louise only got this "going home" stuff
from you. So maybe you can help your little girl try to "go" other places. I don't know if it will work, but she's miserable, Bob. Bob:
She really is; it's not easy to watch. You think I made her like this? Linda:
A little... Bob:
Well, maybe I'll talk to her... about going in buckets wherever she is, just like her mother. Linda:
Oh, one time! One time in a bucket and I never hear the end of it! Bob:
It was at a wedding, Lin. Linda:
There was a line for the bathroom! Bob:
And you went in a bucket!
The Spell of Obtainment
was a mistake, one for which I've paid the price. I don't see why you keep bringing it up.