"I can heard Dad digging. And whistling. *Whistling*? I die and he whistles? What is he — some kind of psycho? Normal people don't whistle when their son dies. Then again, normal people don't bury bodies in the backyard. But as I listen to Dad's whistle, I begin to notice something strange. It's different from his normal one. It's too loud. Too cheerful. And now it becomes clear. My parents don't think I'm dead — they just want me to think that they *think* I'm dead."
— Andy, Andy Griffiths' Just Series, "Just Tricking", "Playing Dead"
