Poor Suzaku, you'd think that the time he spent during his days as a grunt, the Britannian Empire had at least paid for his basic education. Now, I know Elevens tend to have a poor command of Emperor's English, but this is ridiculous!
Suzaku: "Give me the order to assassinate His Majesty the Emperor.
"as·sas·si·nate (verb): To murder (a prominent person) by surprise attack." Suzaku's definition of the same word: "as·sas·si·nate (verb) To charge in (like an oaf) with a large bladed weapon, nullifying all elements of surprise."