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Dear Dr. Breen, why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Signed, a concerned citizen.
Half-Life 2

Professor Konrad: Perhaps this is a civilization that exists without sex.
Lt. Larry Turner: You call that civilization?
Professor Konrad: Frankly, no.

No sex allowed!
I don't want to be in your crowd!
No sex allowed!
And if you don't like it, get out of town!
an original song by American Idol auditioner Milo Turk.

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Mark Hand: Wha-wha-what is this pill?
Barbarella: It's an exultation transference pellet, of course.
Mark Hand: Hmm? I know nothing of this.
Barbarella: I see. Well, on Earth, when our psychocardiogram readings are in harmony and we wish to 'make love' as you call it, we take an exultation transference pellet and remain... like this...here, let me show you....for one minute or until full rapport is achieved.
Mark Hand: Aww! I don't care for that. This, this is what I mean! This! A bed!
Barbarella: That? Why nobodies done that for centuries. I mean, nobody except the very poor, who can't afford the pills and the psychocardiogram readings.
Mark Hand: Why not?
Barbarella: Cause it was proved to be distracting and a danger to maximum efficiency! And-and because it was pointless to continue, when other substitutes for ego support and self esteem were made available!
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