Quotes / Nature Tinkling

Chas: Uh, Betty, I don't suppose this is a campsite with a restroom?
Betty: Sure! You even got a choice: the oak or the pine!
(Chas' dumbfounded reaction is priceless, and Tommy, Chuckie, and Phil start laughing)
Chas: Anyone else need to use a... tree?
(the boys stop laughing and immediately follow Chas to the trees)

—"River Rats", All Grown Up!

"Haven't you ever wondered what it's like...to drizzle into nature's sweet embrace?"

— Bearded Man, Yakuza: Like a Dragon

"Do you do like a dog on a tree?"

— Donovan, "The Pee Song"

"I'm making yellow on the snow."

— This parody of "Let it Go" from Frozen (2013)

"Oh, tigers get to do it, hippopotamuses get to do it, and sometimes on the ground they leave a spotty, but when I have to do it, when Daddy has to do it, we always have to do it in the potty. It's not fair! It's not fair! The animals get to do it anywhere! It's not right! It's not right! I always have to do it out of sight!"

— "Potty Song Blues"

Lockstock: "Julie Cassidy went into a field beneath a tree. Thought there was no one who could see her pee."

Barrel: "But me!"

— Urinetown

"Well, what do you think I was doing? Oh, well, I wasn't. I were watering the garden."

— Lurcio, Up Pompeii

Private Godfrey: I-it's a little awkward if I patrol the woods, Mr. Jones. You see, there-there are no conveniences there.

Private Walker: No, but there's plenty of trees, though, ain't there?

— Dad's Army (1971)

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