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Anime and Manga

"Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev! And some nobody!"
Erisiel Vrumugun, Slayers: The Ghost of Sairaag

Film — Live-Action

"I mean, this is a fantastic cast of really well known actors, and Amanda Peet."

"Ladies and gentlemen... and you, Elias."
Randal Graves, Clerks II

Live-Action TV

"Josh, these are my friends...and that's Ross."
Rachel, Friends, "The One with Joey's New Girlfriend"

"Ladies. Gentlemen. Ted."

Robin: That reminds me, I invited Bob.
Lily: Bob? You've been on like three dates with that guy, we haven't even met him! [...] This is our first Thanksgiving. Thirty years from now, we're gonna look at the photos and say, "Oh, there's the four people I love most in the world. And Bob."

Video Games

"You aren't alone. You have friends that care about you... and Etna."

"With all of us gods, er, and Pyrrhon..."
Lady Palutena, Kid Icarus: Uprising

Web Animation

"Attention, keepers of the Champions League... and De Gea."
Galactic VAR referee, The Champions (2018)

"I am not about to let the third thing with my friends... and Dave and Lisa... be ruined because of the monster... or douchebag... of the week messed everything up!"
Koden, DSBT InsaniT, "The Camping Webisode"

Strong Bad: Oh man! Stuck in who-knows-where-ville which a bunch of losers and Strong Sad!
Strong Sad: I don't know whether to be insulted, complemented, or both...

Web Original

Tomb of Horrors 2
Ruins of Azakar Klor 15
Shadowspire Castle 24
Manchester 26

Andrew Luck: We'll have four great teams.
Brandon Weeden: Two thrilling matchups.
Christian Ponder: Three elite quarterbacks.
Andy Dalton: And Joe Flacco.
Joe Flacco: So help me, I will beat the Romo out of every single one of you.
NFL Quarterbacks On Facebook: Divisional Roundup

"Jon Bon Jovi's bid was too low for the NFL. That's right: The Bills got lowballed by Jon Bon Jovi. They couldn't even get Bruce Springsteen to bid on this team. They had to get Springsteen's private-label equivalent... I just imagine people going by the listing and being like, 'Christ, that's STILL on the market?' It's like trying to sell a house someone OD'd in."
"Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Buffalo Bills"

"It all started out promising enough. The Carters had decided to go for broke and started bringing in big name talent. Hogan. Flair. Hardy. Van Dam. Knobbs.

Wait, what?

"They offered Michael Douglas $15 million for the lead role but he refused. Then they offered the movie to Keanu Reeves, Tom Cruise, Daniel Day-Lewis (can you picture that?), Jeff Bridges, Michael Keaton, Charlie Sheen, Liam Neeson, and Tim Robbins (again, can you picture that?). Then they finally offered the movie to Matthew Modine. Congratulations Matthew, you were only the tenth person they considered for the role. You only slightly beat out David Hasselhoff. I was surprised they didn’t offer Stallone the role frankly. Frank Stallone that is."

Web Video

Ocarina of Time is a really good game from the same company that would go on to make Wii Music ten years later.

My book, Moon of Pluto, is already available in all bookstores from Argentina, Chile, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia, Mexico, Peru, Colombia, Central America, Spain, China, Japan, Nazi Germany, Guatemala, South Africa, Brasil, the city of Baghdad, the ghost town of Pripyat, Ukraine, Antarctica, the North Pole, Bangladesh, North Korea, Namek, Gotham City, Vatican City, the Roman Empire, Chernobyl, the sea abyss, the state of Pennsylvania, Jerusalem, the island of Poveglia in Italy, the villages of Pompeii and Herculanum, Cambodia, Egypt, the people of Bavaria, Russia, Turkmenistan, Italy, England, Iraq, the old Jewish cemetery, France, Saudi Arabia, Ancient Persia, the Marianas Trench, Norway, Loki's Castle, India, the underworld of several countries, the Deep Web, Taringa, 4chan, your mother's cunt, all universes, all dimensions, all realities from the cosmos and the creation, and Venezuela.
This parody of a Youtuber's announcement of one of his books that underwent Memetic Mutation.


The Judger: We are "The Legion of Super Heroes, and the Knifeketeer," a collection of the world's mightiest crime fighters. And the Knifeketeer.
The Knifeketeer: I'm feeling a bit excluded.
The Judger: You're included. That is what "and" means.

Best of friends on an adventure! Also Meta Knight.

Western Animation

Katara: It's those girls from Omashu!
Toph: We can take em. Three on three!
Sokka: Actually, Toph, there's four of us.
Toph: Oh, sorry. I didn't count you. Y'know, no bending and all?
Toph: Okay. Three on three plus Sokka.

Ruby: Sisters! Friends!...Weiss.
Weiss: Hey!

"Well, if it isn't my arch nemesis, Bart Simpson... and his sister Lisa, to whom I'm fairly indifferent."
Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"


He's pointed them at every major Australian city. And Perth.
He's blackmailing each city. Ten million each or he destroys them. Six million for Perth.
Captain Boomerang


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