Quotes / Mrs. Robinson

Music

Men my age, poor old darlings, they're worried and they're hairy
Some of them drink too much, whole lot of them are married
And honey here I'm at on the threshold of all that fun
I'm gonna try my best to cross it with a younger one

— K.T. Oslin, "Younger Men"

And on and on and on she kept on
The bitch been around before my mother's born
I said, "Cheer up," I gave her a kiss
I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you miss."

— Slick Rick and Doug E. Fresh, "La Di Da Di"

Web Original

Arquette played a healer at the Burning Man Festival who takes Malcolm’s virginity. Is it me or does this seem to be a theme of Arquette’s late career?

—LeBeau, "What the Hell Happened to Rosanna Arquette?"

Expert-level cougar Jennifer Lopez appeared on Ellen today to pimp out that movie where she has sex with a barely-legal piece, and even though 45-year-old JLo plays a cougar high school teacher, and took her 27-year-old co-star Ryan Guzman to the Golden Globes, AND has a history of banging baby-faced tricks in their 20s in real life, JLo would like you to know she’s not a cougar. Yes, JLo’s down-lows get wet when she glances a dude’s driver’s license and sees a birth date that ends in the years 87 through 94, and her panties drop to the sound of the words “What’s In Living Color!?”, but don’t call her a cougar. JLo is NOT a cougar! ...And JLo is wrong that there isn’t a word for an older dude desperately chasing after a younger girl; it’s “Johnny Depp”.

—DListed, "Jennifer Lopez Says She’s Not A Cougar, So Stop Calling Her A Cougar"

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