Quotes / Misspelling Out Loud

Ali G: R.E.S.T.E.C.P! Do ya even know wha dat spellz?
Cabinet M.P.: Restecp?
Ali G: [beat] Yes. Restecp. How's anyone out there meant to restecp each otha if you lot in here don't even start restecping one anotha?

— Ali G Indahouse

"Oh, I see, right," says the gatekeeper, looking down at his ledger. "A kittymorph, then, okay, let's see, here... Kay, eye, tee, ee, em, oh, are, eff. Kittymorph."

— Improbable Island

Name's Tigger! T-I-double-guh-UR: that spells Tigger!

—Tigger, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

"No, we don't have any baguettes, Saison Margeurite. I make it a rule to not sell anything I cannot spell. We have rolls. R-O-O-L-S. Rolls. Would you like a roll?"

— Lunch Lady Belinda, The Most Popular Girls in School

Sheila: You are grounded, you hear me? G-R-O-N-D-E-D!
Zoe: There's a 'U' in 'grounded'.
Sheila: No, there isn't.

—Ratburger

"F-L-A-N-R-D-S, he's the man who I hate best."

— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"

Sir Billiam III: Sir, can you spell "economy"?
Drew P. Wiener: Of course. A...
(Karl corpses; long silence)
Drew P. Wiener: (distressed whimper)
Sir Billiam III: ...very good, sir.

— Tales From the SMP, "The Masquerade"

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