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Quotes / Milholland Relationship Moment

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Mr Krabs: Did you two get paint all over me first dollar?!
SpongeBob: We're sorry, Mr. Krabs!
Patrick: We're so sorry!
Mr. Krabs: [turns to the dollar again then turns back to SpongeBob and Patrick] And then did you draw on it with crayon?!
[dollar has a smiley face and two dollar signs drawn on it with a green crayon]
Patrick: [holding a green crayon] I thought, you know, maybe he'd buy it.
Mr. Krabs: All right, boys... you know what I've gotta do now?!
SpongeBob: You mean [cut off] our butts?
Patrick: Can I use mine one last time?
Mr. Krabs: [takes the dollar off of the wall and licks it, causing the paint to melt off] There we go, good as new.
Spongebob and Patrick: But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but...
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I lied. This paint actually comes off with saliva! [laughs]
SpongeBob: Oh, I get it, Mr. Krabs. You told us the paint was permanent so me and Patrick would be more careful and not get paint on anything!
Mr. Krabs: Nah, I just like to mess with ya!
Spongebob Squarepants, "Wet Painters"

Kasen: I'm so sorry... I... trampled all over your feelings... I only got close to you in order to get through the city's barrier. I was a human who became an oni. I used to be an oni. Losing my arm meant I couldn't go back to being one. And right now... I don't even know what I am. Understand? I was using you to get back to my old self. [Beat] Ah... (...I can't even look her in the eye.)
Yoshika: [shoves several peaches into Kasen's mouth and smiles] Geez... Stop apologizing... Whatever you were thinking, the fact is that you saved me. [holds Kasen's hands] Also... If you say you're not anything... Shouldn't you just become a hermit too? Me, a hermit... You, a hermit... I want to become immortal with you... keep living the same scenery, the same time with you.
Kasen: [starts to cry Tears of Joy] What are you saying... You're too nice for your own good...