Quotes / Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds

Webcomics

"What have you done? You can't do anything right. An entire world gone, because of you."

— Superman to Bizarro, Red Hood: Outlaws

"'Minimal collateral damage' and 'Entire star system' do not belong in the same sentence."

— U.N.S. Officer, Schlock Mercenary [1]

Western Animation

(during a flashback of Zim wreaking havoc in a Humongous Mecha)
Attendant: But, sir! We're still on our home planet!
Zim: SILENCE! Twist those knobs! Twist those knobs! You! Pull some levers! Pull some levers! (laughs maniacally)
(end flashback)
Zim: I put the fires out.
Tallest Red: You made them worse!
Zim: Worse? ...Or, better?

— Invader Zim, "The Nightmare Begins"

"After what is now being cawwed the worst business decision in the histowy of business, Enowmocorp has gone out of business. As a wesult, over 100,000 have wost their jobs, and experts fear the world economy could cowwapse! Disgwaced CEO, Daffy Duck, could not be weached for comment."

— Elmer Fudd, The Looney Tunes Show, "Working Duck"

Homer: Homer do good?
Bart: Actually, you doomed us all. Again.

— The Simpsons Movie

Grimlock: Me Grimlock no care whole planet fall apart! Make no difference to me Grimlock.
Wheeljack: With you on it?
Grimlock: Huh... Hadn't thought of that.

— The Transformers, "The Ultimate Doom"

Miscellaneous

Gypsy: Hey, I tried to steer us away from the planet, but the stupid smart guys have cut our navigational system.
Mike: Well, uh, maybe the nanites can take care of that little problem, huh?
Nanite #1: Yeah, we'll fix your little problem for ya'!
Nanite #2: Uh-huh! Hey, Steve, Mr. Nelson wants a Number 7!
Nanite #1: Pronto!
Mike: Well, there you go. That took care— Hey, what's a Number 7, anyway? (Planet of the Observers explodes)
Tom Servo: Mike! You blew up another planet! What is your deal?!
Mike: I just asked them to take care of a little problem!
Crow: And they did! Here comes Mike, Destroyer of Worlds!
Servo: O, God of Fire and Vengeance— Stay away from me, you knob! Get away, get away!

— Mystery Science Theater 3000, "The She-Creature"

Magnar: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE! FUCK! FUUUUUCK! THAT WASN'T TOBACCO! I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE YOU THE WORLD DESTROYINGWARPSTONE OF DEVASTATION AND OTHER NASTY SHIT!
Ravandil: ARE YOU- ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?! WE'RE FUCKED! YOU- YOU FUCKED US! YOU FUCKING RUINED THE WORLD! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN MIX THOSE TWO FUCKING THINGS TOGETHER?!
Magnar: LOOK! I KEEP ALL MY ITEMS IN BAGS THAT LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME! See, there was this sale...
Ravandil: FOR FUCKING- FOR FUCKS SAKE MAGNAR! YOU FUCKING SUCK!

— Ravandils Quest 2: The Second One

"Well, at least I didn't have to explode more planets than the Death Star to complete my missions!"

— Solid Snake to Samus Aran, Smash Bros Ultimate Parody

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