"Gee, Drew, I'm so sorry for you. At daytime you're a loving boyfriend, but at night you race in a great metal penis"
"No, Mimi, THAT'S. A. CORVETTE... The penis's made of fiberglass".
Buffy: Giles, are you breaking up with your car?
Giles: Well, it did seduce me, all red and sporty!
Buffy: Little two-door tramp.
(Giles gives her a sour look)
Giles: I-I-I don't know, I just - I was so at loose ends, I-I found myself searching for ... some way of feeling more...
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Real Me"