In the eternal struggle between good and evil, good has always prevailed. But this time, evil has a secret, incredible, totally handsome weapon! ME!
I make bad look so good.
Can someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?
He was always there for us. Dependable. Perhaps we took him for granted. You know, maybe, we never really know how good we have it until it's gone. We miss you, Metro Man. I miss you. And I have just one question for Megamind: Are you happy now? This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting from a city without a hero. Coming up next, are you ready to be a slave army? What you need to know.
Roxanne: Ugh, girls, girls! You're both pretty! Can I go home now?
Megamind: Of course! That is, if Metro Man can withstand the full concentrated power of the sun! FIRE!
[Nothing happens; everyone looks at Megamind skeptically]
Megamind: Uh... Minion? Fire?
Minion: Still warming up, sir.
Megamind: Come again?
Minion: Warming up.
Megamind: "Warming up"? The sun is WARMING UP?!
—Megamind and Minion during the opening act.
[Roxanne is storming home in the rain after finding out Megamind's ruse during their date; dodging rehydrating trash, she suddenly stops on hearing squealing brakes from out of nowhere. The invisible car comes to a stop, and Megamind gets out.]
Megamind: I can explain!
[Roxanne says nothing, only growls in frustration and storms away]
Megamind: What about everything you just said, about judging a book by its cover?!
Roxanne: Well, let's take a look at the contents, shall we? You destroyed Metro Man, you took over the city, and then, you actually got me to care about you! Why are you so evil?! Tricking me? What could you possibly hope to gain?... Wait a minute. Oh, I don't believe this.
[Megamind says nothing]
Roxanne: Do you really think that I would ever be with you?
Metro Man: You know, little buddy, there's a yin for every yang. If there's bad, good will rise up against it. It's taken me a long time to find my calling. Now it's about time... that you find yours.
Roxanne: Please don't do this! I know there's still good in you, Hal!
Tighten: You're so naive, Roxie. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy! There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England. This is the real world, and you need to wake up!
Megamind: You dare challenge Megamind?!
Tighten: This town isn't big enough for two super villains!
Megamind: Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one.
Tighten: Yeah? What's the difference?