Does it count as cannibalism if you're hallucinating the other person as food?
Wait, why am I asking you?
What would a giant turkey leg know about morality?
Wait, why am I asking you?
What would a giant turkey leg know about morality?
One can tell how well-fed an area's residents are by listening to the names given to everyday creatures - playful monikers such as Tartufo and White Truffle suggest that starvation-induced delirium is causing everything to resemble food. Unable to fight on empty stomachs, the people of Coerthas seek a more well-nourished hero to save them.
—Description of the Sugar, Sugar FATE, Final Fantasy XIV Heavensward
Marty: Come on, do I look like a steak to you?
Alex: Yeah!
Marty: See, I told you I don't look like a-wait, wait, what did you say?
Alex: Oh, yeah...
I don’t mean to exacerbate this situation, Roger, but I think I’m quite close to bursting into maniacal laughter and imagining your nose is really a German sausage.
