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"But I wanted to play with the big boys. And if I miss, it means I'm just another dude with a bow. It means I've been fooling myself this whole time. And that's why I never miss."
Hawkeye, Avenging Spider-Man

Friar Tuck: Ol' Prince John's having a championship archery tournament tomorrow.
Little John: Archery tournament? Ha! Ol' Rob can win that standin' on his head, huh, Rob?
Robin Hood: Thank you, Little John. But I'm sure we're not invited.
Friar Tuck: No, but there's somebody who'll be very disappointed if you don't come.
Little John: Yeah. Ol' Bushel-Brtiches, the "honorable" Sheriff of Nottingham.
Friar Tuck: No, Maid Marian.
Robin Hood: Maid Marian?
Friar Tuck: Yeah! She—She's gonna give a kiss to the winner. (laughs)
Robin Hood: A kiss to the winner?! Oo-de-lally! Come on, Johnny! What are we waiting for?
Little John: Wait a minute, Rob, hold it! That place will be crawling with soldiers.
Robin Hood: A-ha, but remember, faint hearts never won fair lady. Fear not my friends! (fires an arrow, which ricochets off a pot and goes through his thrown-up hat) This will be my greatest performance!

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