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"My grandmother had nine children, those nine children gave her 40 grandchildren (of which I'm one), and so far we've given her 87 great-grandchildren- NO NO, Don't applaud, it's revolting! We're like a tumor! Every two years we have to have a family reunion... to ward against incest!"

That's for thyself to breed another thee,
Or ten times happier, be it ten for one;
Ten times thyself were happier than thou art,
If ten of thine ten times refigured thee:
William Shakespeare, "Sonnet 6"

One boy, ten girls, wouldn't trade it for the world!
— From the theme of The Loud House

Zelda: ...Twelve children?
Ganondorf: I want a large family! And I will not move from this spot unti—
Zelda: How about three?
Ganondorf: That's practically an empty home! Nine!
Zelda: Five.
Ganondorf: Ten!
Zelda: One.
Ganondorf: Fine! Six! But that's as low as I'll go!!!

Marina: There's nine of us. I've got two younger brothers, three older brothers, two little sisters and an older sitser.
Amber: (whistles) Damn. That's a big-ass Christmas card.
Marina: Right? At some point it's just like, "Aren't you ever gonna stop?" I'm almost out of fingers to count on!

Nami: Luffy, how many children do you have?
Luffy: Nami, we both know I can’t count that high.