- The introduction to "I Love To Laugh:"
Uncle Albert: (laughing while floating at the ceiling) Oh, Bless my souls. It's Mary Poppins. Oh I am delighted to see you.
Mary Poppins: Oh, Uncle Albert. You promised.
Uncle Albert: I know. Really I know.
Mary Poppins: (To the kids) No, Don't you dare! You make it worse! It is really quite serious.
Bert: Whatever you do, Please keep a straight face. It took me 30 days to get him down from the ceiling.
Constable Jones: That's what I said, "Go fly a kite." No, sir, no! I don't mean you personally.
—From Let's Go Fly a Kite.