"Comics detailing the stories of a bunch of colorful lunatic plumbers running around hitting their heads on everything."
-The series gallery description
Gard: FATTY, GO.
Mario: If you elect me, I'll start using my OWN TOILET!
Crowd: *Loud cheering*
Gard: SKINNY-LARD-BUTT, GO!
Luigi: PEOPLE, LOOK AT HIM! HE'S AN INCOMPETANT FOOL! All he does is save the princess... Big whoop... I'm orderly, I know my way around this stuff. I'm as smart as a plumber can get... SO THAT'S WHY I SHOULD BE MAYOR.
Mario: I'll also make it so it rains sugar frogs and cheese dumplings every thursday, wednesday, and sunderday!
Crowd: HOORAY FOR MARIOOOO!
Luigi the Plumber
The Past - The Future
Here Lies Luigi,
Choked on a squeegee.
Don't know how,
Probably wasn't easy.
Mainly because it killed him.
