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Mista stared at the blond, before deciding they were out of danger and stuffing his gun back in his pants. "You aren't making.... any... sense..." Huh... there... what was up with his pants...? ...And what exactly was he touching? His revolver had hit something soft and rather sensitive. Scared to look, Mista slid his hand down and he was missing something-

-and he had boobs. Not firm muscled pecs, but mostly exposed, pale breasts. He was- he was a woman? And feeling his new... additions- he couldn't help but panic. This was- this was real and he was- the hand made its way back between his legs, and Mista couldn't help his terror- it was gone.

"I can't believe you're turning me into a woman! This is the most twisted thing you've done to me! I demand reparation! I demand compensation! I demand—" (*SPLORT!*) "Hey! Personal breasts!"
Dave Davenport, Narbonic

Emily: [I]f there's still a boy's brain in there, you probably spent the entire morning playing with your boobs.
Ash: That is a LIE!
Ash: (Well… Maybe just a little…)

"Heeey, I can look at myself naked."
Fred (in Daphne's body), Scooby-Doo

Penny: Is this a Freaky Friday situation where you're actually Howard?
Bernadette: If I were really Howard, I'd be doing this. *looks down her blouse* And I'm telling ya, he's not wrong.

Dick: (in Sally's body) Look at these willowy limbs, I don't know what to do with them. My center of gravity is so low, and would you look at these breasts?
Tommy: Hey, Dick, can we touch 'em?
Dick: Be my guest, they're not mine.
(Tommy and Harry start reaching to touch them)
Sally: (in Dick's body) HEY! So help me god, if you touch those, you will die!
3rd Rock from the Sun, "Two-Faced Dick".

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